Or maybe Mafia is really emo.

What does that have to do with anything? The only emo kid for sure on this site is Toa.

Dont forget Excalbur
Wait, i dont think he signed up.
Yeah, he didnt.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Jan 2 2008, 8:51 pm by l)ark_ssj9kevin.

Moose's idea totally phailed . But, you must admit, the bandwagon I started was pretty epic.

It was epic... epic phail, because your goal was a phail. I hope you and Dapper learned a valuable lesson: never trust PMs.

If anyone should have learned a lesson, it should have been JaFF about PM screenies. It's his own damn fault he died.

Out getting drunk in some playground, Laser_Dude, Doodan, Doktor Shotgun, Zycorax, MasterJohnny, Zycorax and his dog were partying hard. They were getting their drink on as they ranted about life. Laser_Dude in particular was ranting as he wildly gestured and waved his hat in the air. Little did they notice however, that the mafia was slowly surrounding them in the shadows. All of a sudden, bullets began to fly from all directions. A beer bottle was hit right in Zycorax's hands as it burst into fragments, cutting his hand. The first kills, however, were Doktor Shotgun and Zycorax's dog.

Everyone began to scatter, but Laser_Dude didn't make it more than 5 steps as he was shot in the back. Doodan was getting away, but a bullet blast through his jeans and his leg and he fell over, unable to get up. MasterJohnny was running in the opposite direction, thinking it would lead to his escape. However, he only ran into the double barrelled shotgun of his killer. He found himself on the ground with a hole in his chest. Zycorax was still alive, and as the mafia reloaded, he ran as fast as he could.

Zycroax ran for his life through an abandoned building, both as a shortcut and to catch his breath. This particular building was scheduled for demolition. Much to Zycorax's shock, however, an engine started. "Shit", Zycorax muttered, as he realized someone was out for his blood. Looking through the window, he saw the wrecking ball was heading towards the building. Waiting for it, he dodged it With some combination of quick reflexes and luck, Zycorax dodged his murderer's attack. With insane quickness, Zycorax bolted out and ran away as fast as he could, still alive.

Returning back to a mafia hideout, NudeRaider and began to hear angry groans in the distance. One very pissed off Merrell popped out of the ground and was headed towards him. "YOU KILL CHEEZE, NOW I EAT YOUR BRAIIIIIINS!" As the realization set in, NudeRaider was on the ground with Merrell's teeth biting into his neck. When NudeRaider was finally dead, Merrell returned to his grave and went to rest for good.

However, that wasn't the end for the mafia tonight, as they were about to get burned. ~:Deathawk:~ was walking down the street back to the mafia hideout when he encountered a guy with a flamethrower. The man did not seem to notice him, and thought this was his fellow mafia. As he got closer, however, the man let out a laugh and spun around. Cackling with glee, the Boondock Saint set ~:Deathawk:~ ablaze. The flames consumed him, and he ran around for awhile, but soon ~:Deathawk:~ was murdered.

** DAY THREE START **
The long night post drained my creativity from making a day start message, so just vote. Remember, every day is a double lynch, so pick up to TWO DIFFERENT people to lynch.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Jan 3 2008, 11:09 pm by Mini Moose 2707.

Epic.

I served you well town, now take advantage of it. *Dies*

/me siphons congratulatory beer to MrrLL's grave

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R.I.P. - Merrell

Why does the Mafia hate me?

GFG!

Oh, I'm dead. Remember my PM saying I'm the zombie? Any requests?

"Out getting drunk" could refer to Killer_Kow.

Told 'ya it was Deathawk.

JaFF is pleased with the ULTRAVIOLENCE goin on. MOAR!!!

Lol, mafia are getting owned. ><
In any case.... MOAR VIOLENCE!!

I died from a leg wound?

Damnit! I knew I shoulda used my dodge tonight, but I thought "Nah, I'll do it next time!"

*dies*