Granted, but you explode.

I wish that HoN was free.

Granted. But then the beta phase ends.

I wish b.netters wouldn't be retarded.

Granted, but then B.net requires a paid subscription.

I wish I was an admin.

Granted, but it
I wish Gordan Freeman would be Chell's companion in Portal 2 co-op.

Granted, but you explode.

I wish that SC1 was free.

Granted, but you get the alpha version.

I wish everything in life was free.

Granted, but now you live in an anarchistic world and you have to endure this chaos for all eternity because you can't die. "Why can't I die?" you may ask; it's because death would come at the cost of your life but your wish clearly states that everything is free (of cost).

Nude forgot a wish. ;o

I wish that this was true.

Granted, but you drink too much alcohol and die.

I wish that I could receive the SOTS Ultimate Collection from Steam for free.

Granted, but your computer explodes trying to run it.

I wish that Steam originally came out for the mac and just now came out for PC. Even though I don't have a mac.

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Granted. You have no graphics card at all, and instead have to lag through games because your processor tries to act as a graphics card.


I wish I had enough spare change in my pocket to fit my purchase every time I'm a few cents short, or when a few extra cents would make it so I don't get 99 cents in return.

Granted, but you attract many thieves due to your jingling change in your pocket. Thus your wallet is stolen.

I wish Modern Warfare 2 didn't have any hackers on it.

Granted, but you still get raped.

I wish that LoL was as good as HoN.

Granted, but it
I wish CAFG would finish M9 and there would be no major bugs.

Granted, but the overwhelming amount of small insignificant bugs make M9 shitty.

I wish the world would end.

I wish that M9 didn't have so many small insignificant bugs that makes it

Granted

but Temple Siege v1.6 gets released

I wish flash would finish it up already <.<

Granted, but it has even more bugs than M9.

I wish that Nuderaider didn't win the Joke telling contest, because he already has a beta key.

Granted. I won it out of boredom, not because I already have one.

Also, I wish I had more than my 4 + 1 SC2 beta key I already have.
(+1 because I know someone's login data on his account)