Granted but you'll have to read through a forum and set it up yourself.

I wish stores would round to the nearest nickel so I wouldn't have so many damn pennies.

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Granted, but now PCs cost as much as macs.

I wish that I could do cool things when everyone's watching, and stupid things when nobody is instead of the other way around.

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Granted. Unfortunately, it is pitifully weak and hence not viable for any useful activities.

I wish I didn't have to crash Explorer when playing SC on my friend's comp... Damn Win7 color glitch...

Clicky. You'll want the bottom option once you extract and run it.

As for your latest wish, Granted. However, stopping Failbook from stealing focus means that it has to go rogue...and by that I mean it embeds itself into your system folders, much like AOL, and once you get bored, you can never leave. NEVER.

I wish for a happy ending to my life.

Wish granted, but the rest of your life is horrible and the end of your life is only "happy" in that it is absurd and involves pie.

I wish that I could make up my mind as to who I like, then proceed to enter into an awesome relationship with her that doesn't end until we leave high school, nor ceases to be awesome, and is awesome enough to overcome any other issues in my life through virtue of its sheer awesome, and does not result in my death, explosion, etc, and is not the sort of relationship that .

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Granted. The day after your high school graduation, you find her having sex with your dad and your best friend. You immediately break up, and for the rest of your life, you're haunted by the pain of the loss of the most awesome relationship ever and the girl who you eventually learn to be the one. You never recover enough to amount to anything, and you die utterly alone in your mother's basement.

I wish the WorldHeight() function in Starcraft 2 worked properly. (If the next person responds with something along the lines of "Granted, but now all the other ones don't", I hope you know that you may be the least clever person in the world.)

Granted, but the patch that fixes it accidentally corrupts the game so it will no longer run (or update) ... Therefore, in order to further update the game you must reinstall and re-download every single patch.

I wish I knew how to music so that I could write and I could play. >.>

Granted, but unfortunately, you are forced to kill aleins and don't afraid of anything for the rest of life. Also, apparently, a winnar is not you and all your base are belong to me. The only response you are able to formulate to this is "DO NOT WANT".

I wish I wasn't so awkward under specific circumstances IRL...

Granted, but now you're awkward under all other circumstances besides those specific ones.

I wish my eyesight were better. (20/40, dangit...)

Granted, though you finally realize how terribly ugly and putrid you truly are, as you can finally see yourself properly in the mirror.

I wish I could spend a lot more time with a specific girl of utmost importance.

Granted, but you only spend time with her because you are pretty much stalking her. She tries every possible solution to get rid of you, but you don't cease to follow her around everywhere she goes. Eventually, she gets a restraining order from you but you break it, and the police end up arresting you, in jail you start spending a ton of time with the asshole jail guard (female) who is of utmost importance because she is the only thing in your way of escaping jail.

I wish I was a zealot and I could go round saying "For Auir!"

Granted. All the other kids at school are now making fun of your dorky costume and think you're retarded.

I wish this thread would end.

Granted, but you know nothing of the 4/1 ratio and thus get eaten by a ravenous pack of five zerglings.

I wish for inspiration to make an interesting SC1 map that people actually enjoy and play a lot.

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I wish my eyesight were better. (20/40, dangit...)

20/45 in my left eye, 20/50 in my right eye.

Granted, but that inspiration is just that...inspiration. You have the best idea evar, but you don't have any idea where to start, the project stagnates, and you lose the motivation.

I wish that my car was cleaner, and this does not require a paid subscription, nor does it im/explode.

Granted, but now everyone can see (very clearly) your squeaky clean pink convertible.

I wish people stopped trying to make their wishes impenetrable.

Granted, but it

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I wish that I knew my red Dodge Durango was in fact a pink pimp car before I washed it.

[yes, I really drive a red Durango. Pix if you really want]

LULZ


Granted, but you have to travel back in time to tell your past self. But by doing so, you never wash the car, and all the grease catches on fire while trying to drive at exactly 88 miles an hour into a cable that's being struck by lighting.

I wish I had a non-laggy, perfectly working, infinite-power-source internet connection that would work everywhere I go.

Granted, you have solar-powered Wi-Fi in the early 1990s.

I wish that guncam didn't eat up my entire hard drive whenever I record a vid.

You get a Kyratbyte hard drive, but the government kills you for the technology

* I wish to own the world!!! "