We all know that cereal mascots have some serious f*cking problems.
Thankfully, the good man Mike Parker decided it's time these crazy bastards get therapy less risk additional problems.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1814036

lol

This reminds me of a, I think SNL skit, where parents were against cereal mascots being so energetic or some shit and they got them to tone down the commercials. So instead of "They're great!" Tony would say shit like "They're decent!" or something. Bah, if only I could remember what it was...