Ladies and gentlemen do I have a treat for you tonight! This is quite possibly the most difficult map I've ever made. This map is more difficult than Hello Desktop, which I have beaten twice!! Yet, I still cannot defeat this map!! This is everything that you need to know:

!! THE CHALLENGER !!
MARINE (1)
DAMAGE: 0
HP: 0/1
ARMOR: 0
ABILITY: None.
Arguably the weakest unit ever created, comparable only to the scarabless Reaver, this Marine is highly trained in the art at dying. No one quite understands why he doesn't die from exhaustion as he walks the track on the defense. But, he's a damn good sport, and despite having 0 HP, he never gives up! One touch of damage from any source will completely ruin his shit, but he's determined to beat the odds and get around the track of this defense!

!! YOUR WEAPONS !!
BATTLECRUISER (1 per player)
DAMAGE: 2707 + 40888 (216 upgrades)
HP: 99999/99999
ARMOR: 36 + 216 upgrades
ABILITY: Yamato Cannon, full energy
One of the greatest killing machines ever created, this Battlecruiser is insanely strong. With a collosal damage of over 40000, it means business! If that weren't enough, have the Battlecruiser fire its Yamato Cannon, fully charged from the start. If there was anything that could ever kill that Marine, this is it. The poor guy won't stand a chance!



This map is so difficult that words cannot describe it! The only fair way to attempt depiction while doing the map justice is in ultra-mega low-definition intense picture form!! The experience of this map is nearest to this handy diagram:

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Post has been edited 3 time(s), last time on May 28 2008, 6:21 am by Mini Moose 2707.

Damn, I just played this with you and it's hard! BUT ITS THE BEST MAP EVER!

I'll beat it one of these times!

I won't stop trying till I die or till I beat it.

I'm waiting for this to pop up everywhere on Bnet...

How about instead of ending it in defeat, end it in defeat only for player 1 and crash all the other players!!!
I see you really adhered to impeached's guide to making the most popular map on b-net, except the part that says to make it easy.

Impossible to win. I attacked the marine. Didn't die.

It is obviously a joke map. But I'm sure that if you move the BCs a bit nearer so you cannot reach the marine for a second or so the map spreads all over bnet...

I forgot that 0 HP units can't die. This apparently is more impossible than I thought.

Damn i just downloaded it and played it. It definetly is IMPOSSIBLE. Did it take you like 45 minutes to make this though?

This map is pure genius. Moose, you are my idol. I idolize you. Y0u 4r3s t3h g0dz. By the way, what is hello desktop? Is that an actual map?

I think this means when you crash StarCraft, you see your desktop and then you say hello.

Hello Desktop was a relatively popular map on Battle.net. It is probably the most difficult map played on Battle.net on a regular basis.

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I don't get how it works. There is no crash trigger or sprites. Is there something messed up with the file?

Goliath turret huh ;P

I just deleted all the start locations, placed a random unit, selected all of the units placed, hit copy, hit paste, then zoomed out to see where the Goliath Turret was. Top Right Cornerz.

You just have to click select all then enter...

I wanted to know where it was.

Nice map.

I showed it to my brother, he spent ten minutes going into the opposite direction looking for a teleporter .

<Too noob. I lost.