This is a kame RP. If you have never played before:
-all players control the same character
-actions followed are usually decided by who posts first...however in the case that it is dumb, trolling, spam, objectible, etc I will probably use a different action
-this is not a serious do-or-die rp, you can play and drop out and come back when you want...just make sure you're keeping up so that your suggestions make sense.
-this campaign will last until it's no longer funny OR until the players unlock their CHRISTMAS GIFT.
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It is 5 DAYS until Santa Claus arrives to deliver his gifts, but unfortunately for you, he will only deliver gifts to GOOD CHILDREN. Since Santa has been around lead paint for too long, he can only remember back as far as
THANKSGIVING. Right now, you are on the NAUGHTY LIST because you are BAD CHILDREN. In order to win, you must end up on the GOOD LIST by MIDNIGHT EST Christmas Eve.
You wake up at home. What do you do?
LIST: NAUGHTY
INVENTORY:
Investigate surroundings, including both your immediate surroundings and local surroundings (e.g. try to remember if there are any places around you where you can perform good deeds like a homeless shelter or orphanage)
ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO
kill everyone
fuck you all
Why bother playing when it's just going to peter off into nothing after a few posts anyway?
Investigate surroundings, including both your immediate surroundings and local surroundings (e.g. try to remember if there are any places around you where you can perform good deeds like a homeless shelter or orphanage)
You are in your apartment having just gotten home from work. It is already dark outside but the streets outside are still busy, likely due to the holidays.
You know there are three SHELTERS in the area that offer FREE MEALS and LODGING to the homeless.
Your office is also consistently soliciting for DONATIONS to a a few families. Last you checked, there were still FOUR FAMILIES needing gifts.
LIST: NAUGHTY
INVENTORY:
Put on a Santa hat if you have one, think about your place of employment and what you do for a living, and look up if any of the shelters are currently open. If so, waltz on down to one and offer your volunteering services.
Sell plasma for money
I am a Mathematician Computer Scientist Logic user
Put on a Santa hat if you have one, think about your place of employment and what you do for a living, and look up if any of the shelters are currently open. If so, waltz on down to one and offer your volunteering services.
You look the part in your santa hat, and out of luck find the matching suit in the back of your closet. You head out to the homeless shelter and approach the front desk, where a cheery but tired woman is working. She informs you that while the homeless shelter is mostly empty right now, since it's the middle of the day, the kitchen will serve dinner in a few hours and could use an extra pair of hands. Or, because you already have the suit, she recommends you go around the corner to the at risk youth center, where they are doing a fundraiser for their services. Apparently their Santa called out.
LIST: NAUGHTY
INVENTORY: Santa Suit
Put on Santa suit, go around corner to the at risk youth center and offer your services to play the part of Santa. Then wait several days for a follow up response from the goddess of this RP
Gonna be hard to meet the objective in time at this rate.
Put on Santa suit, go around corner to the at risk youth center and offer your services to play the part of Santa.
You arrive at the at risk children's home and that receptionist eyes you suspiciously. "We could use your help," she said carefully, "but we aren't going to let you out of our sight. Kids will show up in a couple of hours. If you want to help us set up, go ahead. Do you have any references I can call before people show up?"
LIST: NAUGHTY
INVENTORY: santa suit
Refer the receptionist to people from work.
