Look skeptically at barbell and go talk to front desk associate, attempting to hit on them. Pretend to be a professional weight lifter despite obvious shortcomings.
Tell him you wanna be like him
You aren't sure how to say it, but you admit to Bill that you wish you were more like him. Things have been rough, especially in the last few years. He slaps you on the back again. "Don't worry about it bro, Rome wasn't built in a day. I'm always up for a workout sesh, just hit me up." Maybe you judged him too quickly. He seems alright. +1 BLESSED
He does some more reps with dumbbells while you use the stairmaster. Eventually, you hit the showers and head back to your aunt's.
INVENTORY: ___, phone, truck key.
HEALTH: panic
#BLESSED LEVEL: 5
Now that you're done with your killer workout, drink muscle milk and try not to puke.
Now that you're done with your killer workout, drink muscle milk and try not to puke.
ok.
INVENTORY: ___, phone, truck key.
HEALTH:
#BLESSED LEVEL: 5
Check if parents have arrived yet, if so give them a nice hug.
take a shit on the turkey
We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
as you start dumping realize the turkey needs a tasty filling, so skillfully empty yourself into its opening.
take a shit on the turkey
