This is war, SEN.

Do you like pineapple on your pizza?

Where's "I tried pineapple and it has 0 synergy with pizza"

I like pinapples on a Hawaiian pizza. I'm even eating one as I type this...

They're k.

the lack of this option makes me feel oppressed by the pineapple bourgeoisie

Needs more other so I can sit on the comfy fence.

Compromise leads to division.

We must stay strong, we must unite behind one front.

Either you are with us, or against us.

Nobody voted no? Alright, fuck it, I'll play Devil's Advocate.

Pineapple does not complement almost any regular pizza topping. A specialized pizza (e.g., Hawaiian) is necessary to tolerate such a topping. I have nothing against specialized pizzas (I had a spicy Thai pizza with chicken, cucumber and bean sprouts on a peanut sauce the other day), but to say I like pineapple outside of a Hawaiian pizza would be a lie. With other toppings, such as chicken, bacon, mushrooms, onion, peppers, sausage, and pepperoni, they can belong on almost any pizza, and so these are what I would consider to be "true" pizza toppings.

Plus, pineapples are yellow. So scary.

Pineapple compliments many other toppings that you can get at any pizza place. I'm not sure how well it tastes with meat other than ham since I think all pizza meat toppings are disgusting, but it goes really well with green peppers in my experience. A cheese pizza with just pineapple on it might not be absolutely delicious, but it's still pretty good. Would I buy it? Probably not, but if it was there for me to eat, I would definitely grab a slice.

Fuck yes.

I think this is all that needs to be said. xD

Why is "I don't like pizza" not an option?

Because it would be the equivalent of saying "I dont like breathing"

Why isn't there a "do you like to breath" discusion then o.O

Edit: My answer would still be no... cuz I'm super lazy and breathing force me to do exercise... I don't like it!