This is a Kame RP. You submit actions and if I like them I will use them. I usually use user submitted actions, it's just that sometimes you aren't funny so I ignore you. The goal of the game is to reach and maintain a swole score of at least 15 before school starts on August 20th.

This game is dedicated it lil_inferno, 90s kid 4life.

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You are Richard Gibbins, a 15 year old high school kid who's ready to make a big splash with the ladies this summer before school starts up again. You wake up at the early hour of 11 on a warm Monday morning, knowing that all the hotties will be at the public pool today, working on their tan. Standing in your plaid boxers you examine yourself in the mirror. You are generally a little flabby, but not overtly so - your stomach doesn't hang over your boxers, it's just soft; and you see the faint trace of muscle in your arms. You have one goal: impress and hook up with one of your classmates before the summer ends. But first you gotta get fit in the way that the women will find you attractive.

SWOLE SCORE: 5

Consume a breakfast of powdered whey and creatine.

Upon eating your hearty and nutritious breakfast, you feel full, knowing that with the proper workout the whey will not instantly turn to fat.

SWOLE SCORE: 5

Take a nice dump (you're on a cut now, brah) and go for a run.

After relieving yourself (so refreshing!) you go for a run. You estimate you've gone about a mile and a half before you return to your house fifteen minutes later.

SWOLE SCORE: 5

Lawyer up, delete Facebook, hit the gym.

You delete your facebook and remove it from your cell phone. Even go the extra mile and delete your username on twitter and a variety of other social networking websites.

Since you don't have a car, you decide to walk to the gym. You are cramped up from your previous run and the now walk as soon as you get there. There is a juice court right inside the gym as well as a shopping area near by. You sit on a bench and think about your options, although you're sure if you work out now you will probably do more damage than good.

SWOLE SCORE: 5

Become the swole proprietor of Swole Ltd.

You suddenly decide to become a businessman. You walk home and immediately register a DBA for Swole Limited in your home state. You borrow your mom's credit card for the registration fees. You reactivate your Facebook account and change your employment information from "Surgeon at URBUTT" to "Swole Proprietor of Swole Ltd."

It's late in the day, and the runnings/walking has exhausted you. You still have a couple hours before sunset.

SWOLE SCORE: 5

Go to your job as a surgeon at URBUTT. They need your experience back to help save lives and butts.

You think about going to work, but then you remember that URBUTT is a place you made up as a joke. Man, you are so hilarious sometimes.

SWOLE SCORE: 5

Re-skin whey containers to have the Swole Ltd. logo on them and resell them under your brand.

You drop $200 on the cheapest protein powder you can find at the local walmart. You put Swole Ltd. stickers over the logo and grin. You're not sure what this has to do with gains but you feel like progress was made. How do you plan on selling your protein?

SWOLE SCORE: 5

Drag a table to the street by the pool so you can get your Swole Shake Stand ready for tomorrow!

You set up a card table with a sign on it that says in big letters "SWOLE LTD AUTHENTIC SWOLE SHACK, 5 CENTS" in your mom's front lawn. You take your mom's blender and set it up on the table, along with a chair and plastic cups.

It is now 10 PM.

SWOLE SCORE: 5

Offer a 4 cent discount if the customer is hot and a chick, but not necessarily single as long as she's alone.