A massive, grotesque monster with innumerable tentacles slid up beside him.

"Yes, yes it has," it replied.

"Gasp! You have come, my great lord!"

The citizen proceeded to run around the block in search for lolis to sacrifice to his deity.

← just realized that the title can be made into S.H.I.T. based off of its own capitalization.

Sadly, he found neither lolis nor his deity.

Until suddenly, he found both the lolis and his deity, and having brought them together, watched the scene unfold.