-Wear gas mask
-Use beer mist to make everyone drunk
-Take beer bottle smash it so that it becomes a sharp weapon
-Use said weapon on anyone who seems weakest

** Results **

Snapping out of his cookie-induced stupor, the Cookie Monster comes to life mobilized for a purpose mysterious to all but himself, and begins venturing to destinations unknown, muttering something about oatmeal cookies...

No longer animated with purpose, the Sand Wraith now stands motionless. Cris, after having cycled through innumerable permutations of his next move, realizes no action with his acquired dagger will result in a non-suicidal outcome against the temporarily fallen android, and he quickly retreats to cover.

Buster Machine No. 7, being a highly advanced, futuristic android-type-thing, soon recovers from the blow, and immediately sets to the task of eliminating every (non-Cookie Monster) living presence she observes within her vicinity. However, her onslaught of biblical destruction barely begins before the Duff Man leaps down on her from above, attempting to stab her armored body with a broken beer bottle. Not inclined to let a second instance of physical compromise take place from the same source, the android awaits her assailant with deliberate hesitation before unleashing her vastly disproportionate retaliation, removing Duff Man and his blimp completely from existence.

The Buster Machine now readies its onslaught...

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Jan 24 2012, 9:15 am by Tuxedo-Templar.

Mmk looks like i died... forgot to account for the robot lol, oh well gg.

Mr. Rogers.

Nom cookies.

Sand Wraith

Cast Desert's Curse on Cris:
-slow foes in its path
-cause target to leave a trail of sand
-SW can traverse anywhere where there is sand

Voldemort. Fucking death spell everyone, repell oncoming attacks with magic.

Raitaki. Phases into existence and starts catching Pokémon while mysteriously surviving any threat.

Harry Potter. Stand next to Cookie Monster. Eat cookie.

Deploy shielding; welcome Mr. Rogers and Harry Potter to the cookie party, then proceed to fire all lasers at Cris.

I preemptively position myself to dodge all the things.

** Results **

Mr. Rogers appears, and begins eating cookies of his own.

Buster Machine No. 7 turns away from its onslaught and raises its shields.

Cris, having the foresight to evade both Buster Machine and Sand Wraith, currently hides out of detection of both. Sand Wraith laments the loss of his weapon.

Suddenly, a Wild Voldemort appears. Cackling hysterically, he slings out killing curses at anything that moves around him. The Cookie Monster and Mr. Rogers take a hit, and fall lifeless to the ground. Buster Machine takes a hit, but evidently shields are able to repel magical curses today.

Raitaki, having stayed on the edge of the action this whole time, makes his appearance known. He ventures into the fray with his own mysterious goal. AVADA KEDAVRA. He now rests in peace with Cookie Monster and Co.

The cowering onlookers were not sure whether Harry Potter's arrival was magic or plain trickery, but a saddened Potter stands over the bodies of Cookie Monster, Mr. Rogers, and Raitaki, no longer with the appetite to partake in Cookie Monster's oatmeal cookies. He glares at Voldemort menacingly, who returns the glare with an evil smile.

In retaliation for the murder of the Cookie Monster (and because Cris is currently out of sight), the Buster Machine No. 7 turns its attention to Voldemort, unleashing a volley of photonic death in his direction. Voldemort, being magical and stuff, deflects the attack, but only just. Even with magical protection, the sheer, overwhelming intensity of the blow leaves him quite stunned.

The Buster Machine readies herself to finish the job...

Post has been edited 3 time(s), last time on Jan 24 2012, 8:53 pm by Tuxedo-Templar.

Flip the off switch on the Buster Machine.

Sorry, the cookie eaters kinda bit the dust this round.

I call shenanigans, you just edited that in!

Yeah, but that was on my action tree. I somehow forgot to include Mr Rogers to the list I posted.

I'll let you pick another character if you want.

I shall restart as the guy in my avatar. Name him Slick.



First order of business is to flip the Buster Machine's off-switch.

Deeply saddened and angered by the loss of Cookie Monster and Mr. Rogers, destroy everything within a 50-mile radius. Leave no atom intact.

haha...oops. XD

Sand Wraith

Cast Mirage, but this time, summoning an illusion beside a farther-away-than-50 m non-combatant and Manifest as that illusion.