Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
While playing UWO and grinding maritime I finally got all of the taunts:
Akali: Quit gettin' fed fatty Alistar: Olay! Amumu: QQ Activia → Anivia: Imma microwave your drumsticks Annie: I'll show you crowd control Ashe: Dat Ashe Blitzcrank: Grab me, comon, grab me Brand: I'm gonna make Smores on yo face Caitlyn: You couldn't hit the broad side of my ass Casseopoea: Tasty tasty venom Cho'Gath: You sir are a ruffian and a scoundrel. Corki: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is coming out of yo face Dr. Mundo: Looks like Mundo goes where I please Evelyn: I've got 400 gold that says you're worthless Ezreal: Ain't you just precious? Fiddlesticks: If only you had a brain Fizz: Go back to your theme park Disney Goliath → Galio: Zanitoth's (sp?) called, he wants his bitch back Gangplank: I wouldn't let you captain a dinghy Garen: Oh look, a merry-go-round Gragas: I want a pony for Christmas Graves: Go break your back on a mountain Heimerdinger: Go build yourself a hugbox Irelia: What are you, 15? Janna: I'm gonna stick you in a window and cool my house Jarvan: Does princess Jarvan wanna play dress up? Jax: Real weapon wouldn't help Uh → Who → Oh yeah → Karma: Yeah...wait, who are you? Karthus: Sing me a lullaby Kassadin: Your void is showing Katarina: Was that your ult, or were you having a seizure? Kayle: Your sister's hotter Kennen: Wait, you're one of those pokemons aren't ya? Kog'Maw: I'll give you something to chew on LeBlanc: Hey, try that decoy thing again...maybe I'll fall for it this time (which is funny, earlier we played someone that...well, fell for it) Lee Sin: Heh, never saw it comin Leona: Guess who brought shades Lux: I'm gonna shoop da wup your ass Malphite: I can stop the rock Malzahar: Quit pukin on people Maokai: I hate hippies Yi: Get dumped. Get dumped. Get dumped. Miss Fortune: Skank Mordekaiser: BR/hue to infinity and beyond Morgana: Your sister's hotter Nasus: Awww who's a good puppy? Yes you are! Nidalee: cub lookin for cougar ;D Nocturne: Just call me Bill Murray Nunu: Hope you didn't plan on ulting...ever Olaf: Shouldn't you be yelling at dragons? Orianna: MUST...NOT...MAKE...PORTAL...JOKE... Pantheon: Your profession? Dead guy. Poppy → Poopy: Heh, Poopy. Rammus: Right. Yea. OK. times infinity. Renekton: You're gonna make a nice pair of shooooes Riven: You forgot your bunny suit Rumble: Don't make me climb up there to beat your ass Ryze: Spam harder. Maybe it'll hurt. Shaco: You're not Mark Hammel Shen: Ninjas don't kill people...I do. Shyvana: Shyvana: The half-assed title Singed: PLEASE fling me into your team (he's helping). Sion: Comere stinky Sivir: What do you do again? Skarner: Feel my apathy Sona: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES Soraka: Always I wanna be with you Swain: I'm gonna break that cane over your beak Talon: Original character. DO NOT STEAL. (whats this about, btw?) Taric: No comment Teemo: I hate you sooo much Tristana: Everyone does your job better..EVERYONE. Trundle: I'll show you trollin' Tryndamere: Heh, umad Twisted Fate: Duces Twitch: Here mousey mousey mousey Udyr: Imma teach you my asswoopin stance Urgot: I'm gonna roll you into a ditch Vayne: Twihard Veigar: Oh no, who will save us from the ebil? Volibear: Someone gave up trying to name you halfway through. Vladimir: That's not how you eat ice cream... Warwick: Sit. Stay. Good boy. Wukong: Monkey wanna banana? Xerath: Yeah, I love it when they sit still Xin Zhao: I bet you miss being good Yorick: What was your name again? Zilean: I'm gonna give you 1.21 ass beatings
Yeah, it was a surprise. Rammus made me lol. Taunt + spiky ball of pain = win. He would've gotten more kills if they hadn't had an Alistar to defend the squishies.
Symmetry shouted: Man I wish we had this tech back in the day when people played ums lmao
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[2026-7-17. : 2:39 am]
Symmetry -- Man I wish we had this tech back in the day when people played ums lmao
[2026-7-16. : 6:28 am]
NudeRaider -- EUD actions, specifically. The conditions remained. Today we can even have actions again, but they're all virtualized/whitelisted (not sure on the actual technical implementation) so you can only use them for specific intended purposed, not arbitrary code injections.
[2026-7-16. : 6:26 am]
NudeRaider -- I mean yes, maps - through EUDs - were theoretically able to do that as well, but that was patched quickly.
Symmetry shouted: Ohhh imagine a SC map that could delete itself
not the map, the editor
[2026-7-16. : 2:28 am]
Symmetry -- I vaguely remember Voy doing some ACE back in the day, but I had no idea EUDs could do that kind of shit. I am very much catching up on the technology
[2026-7-16. : 2:28 am]
Symmetry -- Ohhh imagine a SC map that could delete itself
Symmetry shouted: NudeRaider Is EUD editor capable of writing shit onto the player's harddrive? That seems like it would be dangerous
yeah an editor that isn't allowed to write files sounds rather pointless, so I'd assume it can. Like most other programs too btw. and yes, obviously that's dangerous, but also kinda necessary. MS introduced that virtualization for exactly that reason.
[2026-7-15. : 4:10 am]
Ultraviolet -- I don't think so. I think they shut that shit down after 1.16, maybe even earlier