First, let us talk about the accomplishments of.....

THAT GUY
HAPPY BIRFDEI DEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
boy I suck at this.
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Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Now that you are 18 years old, and therefore considered a man by law, QUIT BEING A BITCH. Following not being a bitch, go out and perform these activities because now you can!
- Get thrown in jail!
- Watch porn legally!
- Be in porn legally!
- Adopt a child!
- Buy tobacco!
- Change your name!
- Purchase liquid white out!
- Pay bills!
- Subscribe to Zoo-books without parental permission!
- Obtain a credit card!
- Start a 401k plan!
- Have the freedom and independence you didn't have before!
- STOP BEING A BITCH.
Well, at least he has the chin.
Purchase liquid white out!
I've never heard of this. I don't think this is true in West Virginia.
"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."
-NudeRaider
I got carded for my plastic spray paint. And whiteout.
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Here are some pot-cookiez. :3
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- Subscribe to Zoo-books without parental permission!
Dear God, what happened to Zoobooks?!
I'm posting here just to hide Kame as the last post; after all, if Kame posted, it must be a birthday thread.
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Quote from name:Dem0nS1ayer
o thx guys

So the OP was so shitty that Demon said nothing when I made it and pretended to be off/AFK when I posted it even tho he's clearly in the list of members reading, but started thanking when you guys hopped on.
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Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
@Rai
So the OP was so shitty that Demon said nothing when I made it and pretended to be off/AFK when I posted it even tho he's clearly in the list of members reading, but started thanking when you guys hopped on.

Yeah, that sounds about right.
Happy Birthday, Dem0n! I hope you get this bitch-level I keep hearing about toned down.
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