"God is dead" or "To hell with god", if you would. Preferably with an inverted pentagram in the background. Or, for bonus inaccurate asshole points, a swastika.
Oh no, God is dead, long live God
He died an ugly death by back-catalogue
And now you know it gets you nowhere
And now you know, you realize
Oh no, God is dead, he just gave up
We raised the dead but they won't stand up
And radio has salmonella
And now you know you're gonna die
He left this message for us
So what God is dead, he's no great loss
So many facelifts, his face flew off
The emperor really has no clothes on
And his skin is peeling off
Oh no, God is dead, long live God,
One final line of coke to jerk him off
Jerk him off
He left this message for us
He left this message for us
He's dead, He's dead, God is dead
He's dead, He's dead, God is dead
He's dead, He's dead, God is dead
Any line of the song is fine.
Lyrics shown here might differ a little from actual song.
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I was thinking more of something along the lines of...
Full of shit, your fucked belief, take from me, I want your head.
Fill my soul with agony, pains me with a painful death!
In your myth I hear your dread, hate you for so long.
Unbeneath the lord above, you are just a lie!
Lie!
Never once to interfere, in the loss of human life.
Every time you're needed here, you are neither lost nor found!
You are words that commandeer, making victims reappear.
In the wake of your descent, nothing matters when you're dead!
Dead!
How can you call yourself a god?
How can you call yourself a god?
How can you call yourself a god?
How can you call yourself a god?
Sacred words from days of old, don't support your views on death
In the list of all you gave, in exchange that we be blessed
Then move on and never seen, leave us in catastrophe
Thank you lord for what you've done, nothing but destroy your son
Why?
How can you call yourself a god?
How can you call yourself a god?
How can you call yourself a god?
How can you... call yourself, a god?
However, nothing in this song states "God is dead" outright. "To Hell With God" by the same band as that song (which was "How Can You Call Yourself a God?", if you didn't know) states the other message, as well as "Your god is dead -- Satan will rise!"
I'm giving you plenty of options here. I am indeed interested in this service.
How about "God is a groovy guy"?
God is a groovy guy
God is a groovy guy
Uh huh, get down.
God is a groovy guy
Uh huh, good God.
From the moment you're conceived
you're on parole.
You can't plea bargain away
the sins in your soul.
If you try to make amends
you'll just dig a deeper hole.
'Cause God is a groovy guy
uh huh, get down.
God is a groovy guy
uh huh, good God.
If you find yourself hungry
he'll send you a famine.
If you find yourself thirsty,
he'll send you a drought.
If you can't swim,
here comes a flood!
'Cause you can't run
and you can't hide.
And if you do,
your bacon is fried.
God knows everything that you do
God sees everything that you do
God smells everything that you do
He's just like Santa Clause
Uh huh, get down
He's just like Santa Cause
Uh huh, good God.
Oh, God is everywhere
God is everywhere.
He's in your salad bowl,
he's in your pubic hair.
He'll take you to the cleaners
if you covet your neighbor's wife.
He will give you a rabbit punch
if you make a craven image.
He will short-sheet your bed
if you bear false witness.
He'll put you on the rack,
suspend you from a rope,
he'll stuff you in a grinder
break your jaw and cut your throat.
He'll visit you with locusts
he'll visit you with plague
he'll visit your apartment
kill your cat and break your leg.
He'll cover you with cooking oil
and roast you on a spit.
He'll give you indigestion
and then staple your lips.
He'll fill your head and heart
with dreams that can't come true,
and spend his weekend thinking of
different kinds of flu.
He'll slaughter the innocent
just to test your faith,
put glass under your tires
spit tobacco in your face
He'll fill the world with roaches
slugs and jellyfish.
He'll give you years of horror
for every second of bliss.
He'll give you diseases
make your teeth turn brown
have you eaten up by maggots
when you're six feet underground...
He does all these things
'cause he loves everybody.
If you disagree he'll pulverize
every bone in your body.
'Cause God is a groovy guy
Uh huh, get down.
God is a groovy guy
Uh huh, good God.
None.
Can I have "It was the wrong elephant" please.
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