
Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!

I'm tempted to say "there's no free tuition or room for gay people".
Oh, and the girl that posted this has a ton of pictures of her drinking and what not.
It would be the best thing ever if you did.
Also I don't know what's more lame: The Jesus College quote, or poison actually bothering to deconstruct it.
I was going to say me, but...
Poison. The answer is always poison.
Kame beat me.

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
I recently got an email from my brother that I thought deserves mention. Not a personal experience, but it does make me want to serve on jury duty:The Game

These conversation snippets are from a book called Disorder in the American
Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken
down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying
calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid.
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a
new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead
people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK?
ATTORNEY: What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law
EDIT: Wait, we can't laugh at idiotic lawyers while court is in session, can we? :dammit:
The only thing that the baby boomers did was give us 20 new STDs
When I heard this I like facepalmed in real life, and just said "no... no... no... I'm just... god I don't even want to argue"
Guy is so socially awkward, and is an asshole to everyone. Like a major asshole.
"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."
-NudeRaider

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!

Ugh. I know he's not even close to the dumbest, but most recent anti-pot argument was just made by a pothead, while arguing for pot. It takes more space to fix his grammar than it does for him to type it in the first place.
Um, I don't see the problem?
A is wrong, the government can find a way to tax anything they like. Taxing pot is obvious; they tax tobacco and it has the same major use.
D is right although overstating the uses of medicinal marijuana. Pot has 'hurt' people, but not through it's direct effects like both tobacco and alcohol do, which is effectively what he means. For pot being 'legal' again he's talking about medical marijuana.
So what exactly is your problem?
None.

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
I didn't mean to imply that A was right with government failing to tax. We all know the government does as it pleases since nobody cares to stop it.
You and Oh_Man would get along nicely. His grammar is atrocious, though it's actually better than some high school graduates, despite being a dropout. He's actively arguing against pot, saying it stimulates brain function, but trust me, this kid has shown no evidence of it. Ever. Al, who I'd imagine also partakes in Marijuana, shows similar brain function, albeit greatly reduced enthusiasm.
My point is, if you're arguing for an illegal substance and saying it helps combat various mental problems, at least use some semblance of good grammar to help prove your point. He actually makes me facepalm, though I don't like A's stance I will side with her because D has no idea how to communicate well, despite saying it helps mental processes.
Pot makes you grow brain cells?
We should give it to people with alzheimer's!
Wait... Never mind; They still won't know what's going on.
None.
Dumbest? I'm not sure I can pick just one. There are people who take American politics seriously, people who take internet arguments seriously, basically people who take life in general so seriously that they don't enjoy a moment of it. People that can't see the forest for the trees.
I'm pretty sure that I'm the dumbest person I know.
None.

I laughed at the title... Then I raged, and raged, and raged.
I do not if the woman takes the cake or the man.
None.

I laughed at the title... Then I raged, and raged, and raged.
I do not if the woman takes the cake or the man.
... You know that didn't actually happen, right? >.>
None.

I laughed at the title... Then I raged, and raged, and raged.
I do not if the woman takes the cake or the man.
... You know that didn't actually happen, right? >.>
The last part gave it away.
Well, I guess I just took the cake then.
None.
This is kinda dumb...
Ok so I'm on my bus-ride home, when we are coming over an over-pass, a few people are trying to merge on (like 2) and so the bus lady lets one person merge in front of her. That's fine. Mind you, we're going really slow because we're right before a stop-light. The second guy drives up at an abnormally high speed and squeezes into the tiniest space in front of the bus. The light is green. Guy number 2 has completely stopped. Everyone in front of him has already gone through the stop-light. He's just chillin, pissing off our bus driver. She pretty much lays on the horn.
So the bus lady (who is absolutely out-of-her-mind, by the way) starts groaning about it, complaining about the guy in front of us, who happens to be mexican. She basically says stuff like "We got enough mexicans around here, we don't need any more so he should just go back to where he came from" (something like that) or "He's probably too short to even see what's in front of him".
She also complains about people who drive while on their cell-phones. And drives the bus while talking on her cell-phone.
"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."
-NudeRaider

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
Green, hands down, is the dumbest person I've ever had the mispleasure to stumble upon.
Wow, I fucking hope someone explained how painfully retarded he is.
Meh, it's a stupid point of view but he is able to back it up somewhat logically.
None.

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
Wow, I fucking hope someone explained how painfully retarded he is.
*She. And I was going to, but
he is able to back it up somewhat logically.
and if they're dumb enough to make that statement, they're dumb enough to ignore any counter argument.