Now I wonder, can I manage to trick someone?

Dear All-Mighty Chancellor,

The confusion created by this seemingly mindless game of uncertainty is quite truly comical. I only wish that I possessed the powers to understand the rules and play to my fullest potential. That is all.

Yours truly, sincerely, au revoir, etc,

Dem0nS1ayer

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.

Rules do not apply to intent to play post.

Failure to acknowledge comrade who's title starts with the same letter as your post. (if title is ___ the blank, blank is the word you must look for)

Failure to acknowledge post containing double letters with "Have a Nice Day". Each set of double letters requires a "very". This rule does not include quoted text.

Failure to acknowledge Chairman's name posted with "All hail the chairman!" This requires all players to quote the post with the name in it and respond in this way.

Rule Lawyer - Only the Chairman can call penalties

Discussing known rules

Failure to acknowledge last point

Failure to say Mao at final point

Cursing

Out of turn: player plays again without waiting for the Chairman to acknowledge his previous post

Incorrect term used: player says have a nice day when they should say have a very nice day, etc.

Post edited

Failure to acknowledge your post contained a contractions with "Until Victory, Always," at the end of your post, followed by poster's name. (regardless of number of contractions).

Failure to acknowledge an emoticon in your post with "long live the Chairman!"

Failure to acknowledge a picture or video when posted with "all glory to the people!"

Failure to address a question in the post directly before if one is asked.

Taking the Chairman's name in vain, including using improper capitalization of the Chairman's name, questioning the Chairman, etc.

Penalty Cards ARE stackable.

Grotesque internet slain, miscapitalization, or intentional misspellings.

What's that??? I won!!!

I didn't think it would be as easy... I guess lots of rule doesn't mean impossible.

AAAAANND this is why I killed it. Points are BAD.

And that's why this game was stupid, like I said earlier - far too easy to accumulate points and far too difficult to actually get points taken away, so you were better off simply not posting at all.