Every year, thousands upon thousands of gallons of ink are wasted so that wasteful languages can keep their superfluous letters. What does this all translate into? Millions of pages of writing, wasted. Trees cut down and for what end? Surely, whether or not the silent 'e' is attached to the end of the word, you can still understand what is being said. The trees are crying out for justice! We must end this horrific waste!

I call for an outlaw of all languages guilty of these crimes. And you might expect these languages to be found in the deep Congo, or in a three world nation. But no, we suffer as first world countries throw away the Earth's most valuable resource. The first three languages to be outlawed shall be:

British English

Please tell me and I'll add your name to my petition. I'm taking it to the state capital tomorrow morning, so tell anyone who is concerned with wasted letters! The world demands action! We act now!