
An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
Start blowing your RAPE WHISTLE as hard as possible, screaming that MIKE touched YOU INAPPROPRIATELY.
If you don't have a rape whistle, just whistle as loud as you can.
People don't carry rape whistles? My mom always said I needed one every time I left the house.
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An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
Only good looking people need rape whistles. Obviously.
Well she did always say I was special.
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We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
I think I'm the only one saying it. If others are saying it, they are copying me, and that isn't cool.

Ex once said something about having exclusive rights of hating (on) her or something along those lines when I commented on something in the shoutbox. She also seems to imply that occasionally, and now you too...

God damnit, well if he claimed those rights first, then I have to stop spreading such filthy lies.
Kame, NR has a huge crush on you. OOPS I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING.
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God damnit, well if he claimed those rights first, then I have to stop spreading such filthy lies.
Kame, NR has a huge crush on you. OOPS I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING.
I know. Everyone knows that when guys have crushes on girls, they pick on them.

We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
hehe
damn you Devlin
Someone should continue this since Kame is banned.
I nominated NudeRaider.
Win by luck, lose by skill.

We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
But I wanna be the one giving funny orders!
You have been EATEN by a WILD GRUE. Nasty luck, that.
You WAKE UP in YOUR OFFICE. You are suddenly aware that your name is DEVLIN, and that this whole thing has been some sort of SICK TWISTED FANTASY. But since you've never made it with a WOMAN IRL, you weren't sure HOW you were supposed to LET LOVE TAKE OVER.
You are bored and feel like you should be doing something.
SEARCH for COMPUTER with access to INTERNET. Go to STAREDIT.NET. READ STAREDIT.NET instead of WORKING ON SCRIPTS FOR WORK.
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While logging on to STAREDIT.NET, you have a sudden URGE to go visit a real STAREDIT FORUM, but having no ideas you succumb to your fate at STAREDIT.NET.
Oh look! It would appear that a NEW MEMBER has sent you a PM with IMPORTANT INFORMATION concerning YOUR MOTHER.
You also are aware that you should read some NEW TOPICS.

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
Read new topics, delete message without viewing.
I'm giving commands for what I'd like to do. Poison is giving commands for what I actually do.
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BAN NEW MEMBER.
DELETE NEW TOPICS.
You ban the new member LIKE A BOSS and set out to DELETE NEW TOPICS.
Oh no! Wild MySql error appeared with an HP of 25! It wants to fight!What do you do?
REFRESH the page, and if the error reappears, wait 10 seconds to try again. If the error reappears after that, go back to work.
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The error disappeared! You decide to waste the company's valuable time for a little longer.