Should I sit in the front seat or back seat?

Debate.

what colour is your skin

you already fucking fail... why arn't you driving? you know why? Because you fail.

Seat of what? As passenger or driver (if applicable)? Are you expecting to be judged by your seat choice? Are we? Are you expecting to judge us? Do ill-defined questions like these even constitute philosophy questions, let alone deep or debatable ones? Should you sit in a seat at all? Should I stop posting inane urls in the shoutbox? Is there an implicit limit to scope and quantity of introspective questions one can make a reply about? If so, do I care? If not, and if a tree falls on a mime in the woods, WHY DOESN'T ANYONE ASK WTF A FUCKING MIME WAS EVEN DOING IN THE FUCKING WOODS IN THE FIRST PLACE?!



























Discuss.

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Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Mar 18 2011, 8:09 pm by poison_us.

It's a tough choice. You can kick it in the front seat or just sit in the back seat. You have to make up your mind, though. Which seat can you take?

I would postulate that it depends on the current day in relation to the structure we have imposed upon time known as the "week". It is commonly accepted in certain parts of the world that today is Friday. Scientific research has suggested that if that is true, then it is extremely likely that the day before today, known as yesterday, was indeed Thursday. While it has yet to be proven, theorists have a strong argument that tomorrow will be the day known as Saturday. Though it is difficult to predict what day will come afterwards in advance, evidence suggests the possibility that the day will be Sunday.

After contemplating the issue for many minutes, I have decided this topic is too philosophical for me. I cannot contribute, or help you in your situation. So all I can say is godspeed, and may God have mercy on your soul.

For those not in on the joke, we're talking about Friday.

http://i.min.us/ijYUPI.jpg

Well worth the read.

The bigger question is: how were those eighth graders able to get a car and drive it?

I got this. You got this.

It really doesn't matter cause it's Friday and regardless of your decision, it will be fun fun fun fun.