You can hear the 'original' soundtrack for Crescent Dyne (the most infamous SC1 vaporware map), playing in the background of the start of this video. This man is somehow connected to woodenfire.
His wife is 10x hotter than him but they made the mistake of having children so they're both idiots. Also, if that's Wooden, I'm going to laugh so hard.
I'm pretty sure this wordpress was made by Wooden-Fire. I remember Lethal_Illusion telling me (about a year ago) that Wooden was working on a new game keeping the moniker.
His wife is 10x hotter than him but they made the mistake of having children so they're both idiots. Also, if that's Wooden, I'm going to laugh so hard.
I think they're extremely well paired, and obviously quite happy raising kids. Just because you're a miserable little child doesn't mean everyone else is/was/will-be.
You can hear the 'original' soundtrack for Crescent Dyne (the most infamous SC1 vaporware map), playing in the background of the start of this video. This man is somehow connected to woodenfire.
His wife is 10x hotter than him but they made the mistake of having children so they're both idiots. Also, if that's Wooden, I'm going to laugh so hard.
Crescent Dyne? An infamous SC1 map? Never heard of it.
As for the video is audio quality is shit and he needs to fix that before I take anything he says seriously.
He's right about ink costing an arm and a lamb though.
Show them your butt, and when you do, slap it so it creates a sound akin to a chorus of screaming spider monkeys flogging a chime with cacti. Only then can you find your destiny at the tip of the shaft.
Symmetry shouted: Man I wish we had this tech back in the day when people played ums lmao
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[2026-7-17. : 2:39 am]
Symmetry -- Man I wish we had this tech back in the day when people played ums lmao
[2026-7-16. : 6:28 am]
NudeRaider -- EUD actions, specifically. The conditions remained. Today we can even have actions again, but they're all virtualized/whitelisted (not sure on the actual technical implementation) so you can only use them for specific intended purposed, not arbitrary code injections.
[2026-7-16. : 6:26 am]
NudeRaider -- I mean yes, maps - through EUDs - were theoretically able to do that as well, but that was patched quickly.
Symmetry shouted: Ohhh imagine a SC map that could delete itself
not the map, the editor
[2026-7-16. : 2:28 am]
Symmetry -- I vaguely remember Voy doing some ACE back in the day, but I had no idea EUDs could do that kind of shit. I am very much catching up on the technology
[2026-7-16. : 2:28 am]
Symmetry -- Ohhh imagine a SC map that could delete itself
Symmetry shouted: NudeRaider Is EUD editor capable of writing shit onto the player's harddrive? That seems like it would be dangerous
yeah an editor that isn't allowed to write files sounds rather pointless, so I'd assume it can. Like most other programs too btw. and yes, obviously that's dangerous, but also kinda necessary. MS introduced that virtualization for exactly that reason.
[2026-7-15. : 4:10 am]
Ultraviolet -- I don't think so. I think they shut that shit down after 1.16, maybe even earlier
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