Greetings SEN, and welcome to Text Adventure #9001: Voy Edition.

This text adventure is going to have a few rules:
The first reply is not necessarily the reply that gets chosen for the next action. Because its Voy, it has to be epic. But also because its Voy, things like throwing down your pants and getting some public masturbation time in before school is also not happening. In cases of skill point distribution, the first reply will usually win, unless it was worded incorrectly or tried to distribute points in boning or something like that.

So, lets get down to it.

Our setting is Carnegie Magellan. Voy is there for an overnight program to live in a dorm and try out the classes and see if he wants to go there. This however is all a veneer, Voy has no intention of attending this school because they want over 9001$ a semester, and Voy, although a successful modder, prostitute, and pokemon player, just doesn't have that kind of money. So, Voy's idea is to cause as much mayhem as possible during his stay.






Voyager steps out of the cab that has taken him to the Carnegie Magellan campus. Acquiring his Backpack and Laptop Carrying Case from the trunk, he pays the cabbie and makes a Bel-Air joke which the man clearly doesn't understand.

You have 5 stat points to distribute before you may start your adventure.

+1 Luck
+1 Luck
+1 Luck
+1 Perception
+1 Luck

One per post/poster. One luck point granted. 4 more to distributed.

+1 STRENGTH.

One point Strength granted. Three more.

The above post wins.

+1 STRENGTH.

There is no inch stat.

Corbo'd indeed.

+1 STRENGTH.

Meh. Go away Corbo, I've got a text adventure to run.

You already did. You have to wait for at least one other poster to distribute a point.

Corbo 'technically' did with +1 inch.

+1 STRENGTH.

Inch isn't a stat. As already stated.

+1 Charisma

+1 STRENGTH. Hoooooooooooyeaaaaaaaaaaah bitches.

One Charisma and one Strength granted. One left.

One intelligence.

One Intelligence granted. Points distributed. Loading game start...


LOADED.

Voyager looks around, taking in the scenery of the Carnegie Magellan campus. With a mischievous grin, he recalls the many Mayhem Plans he has been thinking of for this day. They include Bear Traps, Cabs, and Large Salamis. Executing one of these plans would certainly bring great XP and pleasure, but first things first: bags have to be stored in the provided dorm. Voy recalls it is Dorm 11 in Building C, which is visible down the campus.

Make your move.

Store bags in Dorm 4 in Building Z.

Action Invalid: Buildings range from A through E.

Store bags in Dorm 4 in Building E.