Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
There is no where to RUN! both WORN DUNGEON DOORS are CLOSED! You'll have to find a way to open them.
BTW, just an aside, but did anyone else think of Cho'Gath when reading:
Seeing no other LOGICAL or SEXY way to get out of this mess, You try to pick up STACEY to throw her, but your STAMINA STAT is too low! Instead you PUSH HER into the FIEND, killing the very very small chance you had with her. The FIEND is nom nomming STACEY! You have time to plan your next move!
FINE!
Look STACEY DEEP in the EYES as she is VICIOUSLY being EATEN by the FIEND, and tell her you LOVE HER and will MISS HER. As he tears flow from your EYES, you remember that you saw a RABBIT HOLE conveniently placed in the corner of THE ROOM, next to a conveniently placed BOOK THAT EXPLAINS HOW RABBIT HOLE TRAVEL WORKS. Grab whatever remains of STACEY with your INCREDIBLE STRENGTH, and start RUNNING to the RABBIT HOLE. Occasionally look back at STACEY, YOUR LOVE, being dragged after being DEVOURED in such a HORRIFIC way, and think back to all the GOOD TIMES you've had over the past HOUR. As the tears flow, continue to run to the RABBIT HOLE in a similar fashion to how you wanted to run to STACEY'S RABBIT HOLE. Continue to CRY DEEPLY until you reach the RABBIT HOLE.
EDIT:
No, poison, I am not trolling. These are my legitimate commands to how I think we can get out of the situation.
EDIT2:
There, not all caps so it looks 2 legit 2 kwit.
Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on Mar 2 2011, 6:12 pm by DevliN.
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FINE!
Look STACEY DEEP in the EYES as she is VICIOUSLY being EATEN by the FIEND, and tell her you LOVE HER and will MISS HER. As he tears flow from your EYES, you remember that you saw a RABBIT HOLE conveniently placed in the corner of THE ROOM, next to a conveniently placed BOOK THAT EXPLAINS HOW RABBIT HOLE TRAVEL WORKS. Grab whatever remains of STACEY with your INCREDIBLE STRENGTH, and start RUNNING to the RABBIT HOLE. Occasionally look back at STACEY, YOUR LOVE, being dragged after being DEVOURED in such a HORRIFIC way, and think back to all the GOOD TIMES you've had over the past HOUR. As the tears flow, continue to run to the RABBIT HOLE in a similar fashion to how you wanted to run to STACEY'S RABBIT HOLE. Continue to CRY DEEPLY until you reach the RABBIT HOLE.
EDIT:
No, poison, I am not trolling. These are my legitimate commands to how I think we can get out of the situation.
EDIT2:
There, not all caps so it looks 2 legit 2 kwit.
RABBIT HOLE not found! Maybe you should TRY HARDER.
I TRY HARDER and LOOK AROUND the ROOM for INCREDIBLE CLUES!
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Get yourself eaten by a GRUE.
I TRY HARDER and LOOK AROUND the ROOM for INCREDIBLE CLUES!
You notice the GLINT of a METAL OBJECT in the CORNER of the ROUND ARENA. Maybe you should go CHECK IT OUT...but it is behind the FIEND! You'll have to DISTRACT it while you make your way to the METAL OBJECT!
Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
There is no where to RUN! both WORN DUNGEON DOORS are CLOSED! You'll have to find a way to open them.
I rub mud on myself so that the fiend's heat sensors don't find me. Then I make a mad dash to the glinting object.
Alternatively, I think really hard about how to distract the fiend. I remember that I am a Rogue and can use "Distract" before I make a mad dash to the glinting object.
Alternatively, I think really hard about how to distract the fiend. I remember that the thought of lesbian sex distracted the fiend before, so I remove my clothes. Then I make a mad dash to the glinting object. Naked.
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There is no where to RUN! both WORN DUNGEON DOORS are CLOSED! You'll have to find a way to open them.
You figure that even though the WORN DUNGEON DOORS were able to CONTAIN the FIEND that just ate STACEY, but hell maybe you can BUST THROUGH! You run into the WORN DUNGEON DOOR that previously contained the FIEND, and are able to KNOCK IT DOWN due to a sudden ADRENALINE RUSH! Your SHOULDER is SORE.
Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
BITCH I SAID HEADFIRST!
Uhm, examine the area and if there's a possible way to escape, follow it.
BITCH I SAID HEADFIRST!
Uhm, examine the area and if there's a possible way to escape, follow it.
The area on the other side of the WORN DUNGEON DOOR is dark, dank...and small. You can't SEE anything, but you have the feeling that this is only some sort of HOLDING CAGE for the FIEND, and that it in no way can serve as an EXIT. The FIEND is at the DOORWAY!
OMFG WHERE IS STACEY?! Grab a KNIFE and slice the FIEND open to save her!
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Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
Because you can't see in the dark, neither can the fiend. Find a corner, curl into the fetal position, and pray to a God you may or may not believe in.
OMFG WHERE IS STACEY?! Grab a KNIFE and slice the FIEND open to save her!
There is no KNIFE. STACEY is probably being DIGESTED as we speak!
INSPECT the FIEND for weaknesses.
Because you can't see in the dark, neither can the fiend. Find a corner, curl into the fetal position, and pray to a God you may or may not believe in.
But that's stupid! Are you trying to get yourself killed?
Fine. The FIEND in fact has NIGHT VISION and sees you! He lurches in your direction, but since he is about to go into a FOOD COMA from STACEY, he misses you and crashed into the ground a few inches ahead. Wow - you got lucky! Let's hope that doesn't happen again!
Does that mean our LUCK RATING has increased?
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Does that mean our LUCK RATING has increased?
Sure why the hell not? You have also ascended to LEVEL 2!
Relatively ancient and inactive
THERE IS ONE THING TO BE DONE. STACY MUST BE SAVED. GRAB YOUR SWISS ARMY KNIFE AND RUN INTO THE MONSTER'S GULLET, FIND STACY, AND CUT YOUR WAY OUT!
Or you'll never get lucky.
None.
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