High-five Jim for being hilarious.

You CONGRATULATE JIM for being HILARIOUS with a HI-FIVE. You are getting very SIDETRACKED. The KNIFE is still on the GROUND.

KARMIC BALANCE: EVIL (-1)

0 RETARD POINTS.

CURRENT STATS

• Strength - 6
  
• Perception - 6
  
• Endurance - 6
  
• Charisma - 6
  
• Intelligence - 6
  
• Agility - 6
  
• Luck - 7
  

Equip knife. Walk into Jim's house.

You pick up the KNIFE off the GROUND and EQUIP it once again. You also walk into JIM'S HOUSE without even asking as you are good enough friends to do that. This is basically your SECOND HOUSE.

KARMIC BALANCE: EVIL (-1)

0 RETARD POINTS.

CURRENT STATS

• Strength - 6
  
• Perception - 6
  
• Endurance - 6
  
• Charisma - 6
  
• Intelligence - 6
  
• Agility - 6
  
• Luck - 7
  

Stab yourself in the heart with the knife and end this game.

COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED.

Insert square peg A into round hole A, then curse, cry, and MUNDO SMASH!!

COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED.

Tell JIM that I am going to TAKE A LOAN from the bank then work at the LOCAL WALMART to pay the loan and ask him whether that is a good idea.

You tell JIM that in order to make your money you're going to TAKE OUT A LOAN from the bank, and to pay it off will look for a job at your LOCAL WAL-MART. JIM says this is a TERRIBLE IDEA, as you could possibly be in debt to the BANK. You realize that if you just worked at WAL-MART you could make the MONEY assuming you got the JOB. JIM still doesn't know WHY you need the MONEY.

KARMIC BALANCE: EVIL (-1)

0 RETARD POINTS.

CURRENT STATS

• Strength - 6
  
• Perception - 6
  
• Endurance - 6
  
• Charisma - 6
  
• Intelligence - 6
  
• Agility - 6
  
• Luck - 7
  

Tell JIM about the LETTER and ask him for good ideas.

Get hired and paid $200 in one week? Not possible at Wal-Mart.

Ask Jim if he has any ideas as to who this Mr. C could be. Also try to recall if I've made any significant enemies in the past who could be applicable for being Mr. C.

You whip out the LETTER and show it to JIM. JIM is ASTONISHED and tells you he could get a JOB as well as you and loan you the MONEY he EARNS. You then realize that WAL-MART has a fairly terrible WAGE and they aren't HIRING at the moment, and you put the LETTER back in your LEFT POCKET. You ask JIM who MR. C might be. JIM has no idea. You then recall that in 3RD GRADE you were PUSHED TO THE GROUND by the school bully at RECESS. His name was CONNOR and you had a MUTUAL HATRED, but he moved to ARIZONA before MIDDLE SCHOOL.

Tell mom that you will be going out. Ask Jim if he wants to come. Take mom's car and drive to Arizona.

Also decline Jim's offer of him getting a job and loaning money.

Do we even have enough money to drive to Arizona? Estimate the distance and expenses to drive there.

You should probably bring Mom along to avoid her getting killed or whatever

Store knife securely into backpack.

Ask mom and Jim if going to Arizona to hunt down who might be Mr. C is a good idea. If neither of them thinks so, abort plan and go to plan B:

Go to the drop site at "DicMonald's" and look for anything suspicious, or any clues, particularly as to who Green Lantern could be.

Check what time it is after all of this.

Do we even know where Faber lives. Maybe arizona is 30 minutes away.

I don't know how many of you have jobs, but I get paid 8$ an hour as a gas attendant. Even if you get paid less, you'd only need to work 29 hours if getting paid 7$. (Probably like 32 if taxed but most kids don't really get taxed because they don't make enough. At least that's how it is here.)

Therefore I say Faber should go try and get any job and during the interview inform the person interviewing him that he needs to collect as many hours as he possibly can. This is a good thing to say in interviews, a willingness to work goes a long way.

My main concern is that pay periods are usually not every week; they usually range from every other week to twice a month. We need this money in five days.

And were you including taxes?