You ask the ENORMOUS FEMALE why she was carrying a BLACK MARKER. Your CHARISMA makes her reveal that she has an unfinished PROJECT due this PERIOD that she is almost FINISHED.

Ask her what it is and offer your help. Then ask how big her boyfriend is.

The FAT GIRL tells you her PROJECT is for HEALTH and she is using the BLACK MARKER to darken her TEXT, the final step. You offer your HELP but she DENIES it. You ask how large her BOYFRIEND is. She AWKWARDLY says "About as big as me." Your EVIL KARMA can barely hold in a LAUGH. You are still in the GIRL'S BATHROOM. You feel STRANGE.

Punch a nearby wall.

You PUNCH a nearby WALL out of RANDOM PENT UP RAGE. OUCH! The FAT GIRL looks in TERROR. Your FIST starts hurting. You temporarily (for the next 3 posts) lose 2 STRENGTH POINTS! Despite this, you feel UNGODLY AMOUNTS OF MANLINESS. Another GIRL walks into the GIRL'S BATHROOM. You REALLY want to LEAVE now.

Look at the new girl. If attractive, ask if she has a boyfriend. If unattractive, then turn to toilet and vomit.

This story really went downhill. I wanted to go to English Composition to try to increase charisma...

Slowly exit the bathroom, nodding to each person you pass. If anyone is outside and noticed me leaving the bathroom, show them the hall pass and walk away down the hall.

The NEW GIRL isn't ATTRACTIVE, but she isn't UNATTRACTIVE. You decide it's getting TOO AWKWARD as the NEW GIRL is staring at you in DISBELIEF, and you LEAVE the GIRL'S BATHROOM, nodding at the two FEMALES. No one notices you EXIT and you walk down F HALLWAY. You're at a FORK IN THE ROAD. To the WEST is C HALLWAY MAIN (dead end). To the NORTH is C HALLWAY which leads to ANOTHER FORK. To the SOUTH is F HALLWAY.

P.S. Roy: It's not my fault what people decide to do ;o.

TO SOUTH HALLWAY WITH JUSTICE IN OUR STRIDE!

You RETURN to F HALLWAY with some MAJOR SWAGGER, strutting your JUSTICE all over the place. You wonder WHY THE HELL YOU DID THAT. There is only about 15 MINUTES left in the SCHOOL DAY.

Skip out early. Walk home briskly interspersed with jogging in an attempt to get in better shape.

LUCKY for you there is an EXIT at the end of F HALLWAY! You LEAVE the SCHOOL and start to BRISKLY walk along with a bit of JOGGING in order to train your ENDURANCE. By the time you get home (within 30 MINUTES) you gain ONE ENDURANCE POINT! CONGRATULATIONS! It is now 2:15 PM. Your MOM'S CAR is in the DRIVEWAY. Your STRENGTH returns after having PUNCHED the GIRL'S BATHROOM WALL.

KARMIC BALANCE: EVIL (-3)

0 RETARD POINTS.

CURRENT STATS

• Strength - 6
  
• Perception - 6
  
• Endurance - 6
  
• Charisma - 6
  
• Intelligence - 6
  
• Agility - 6
  
• Luck - 7
  

Walk into house, and if mom is in kitchen, then all is well.

You ENTER your HOUSE. Your MOM is not in the KITCHEN. All is apparently NOT WELL, as MOM is not in the KITCHEN. Something MUST BE WRONG.

Find mom and tell her about the naked girls in the men's bathroom.

MOM is nowhere to be found! You need to decide on where to search for her. To the SOUTH is the DOOR out. To the WEST is the KITCHEN where you did not find her previously and the BASEMENT DOOR. To the EAST is the LIVING ROOM, DINING ROOM, and a HALF BATHROOM. To the NORTH is your the STAIRCASE to the second story which holds your MOM'S ROOM, YOUR ROOM, and a FULL BATHROOM.

search house for MOM. Start in the living room, then dining room, then bathrooms, then the 2nd story and lastly the basement.

You search the LIVING ROOM first. Nothing's there, although it's STRANGE that the TELEVISION is on. After you find nothing of INTEREST you decide to check the DINING ROOM. Your PERCEPTION allows you to find a KNIFE on a TABLE. You stash it in your BACKPACK. Nothing else, including MOM, is here that INTERESTS YOU. Next you check the DOWNSTAIRS BATHROOM. There is a TUBE of TOOTHPASTE and SEVERAL TOOTHBRUSHES. These ITEMS are of no value to you. Soon enough you head UPSTAIRS and check your MOM'S ROOM where the HOMELESS MAN previously was. Nothing is there. There is also NOTHING OF INTEREST in YOUR ROOM and the UPSTAIRS BATHROOM. Before you give up hope you head DOWNSTAIRS and venture toward the BASEMENT. You hear SCREAMS down there. Do you REALLY want to CHECK WHAT'S GOING ON?

KARMIC BALANCE: EVIL (-3)

0 RETARD POINTS.

CURRENT STATS

• Strength - 6
  
• Perception - 6
  
• Endurance - 6
  
• Charisma - 6
  
• Intelligence - 6
  
• Agility - 6
  
• Luck - 7
  

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Do you REALLY want to CHECK WHAT'S GOING ON?

No. However...head back to the kitchen and Equip a knife, then cautiously proceed downstairs after ensuring the lights are on. If the lights do not switch on, then find and equip a flashlight, and proceed downstairs.

You already have a KNIFE that you found in the KITCHEN while SEARCHING FOR MOM, and so you EQUIP it. You decide to CREEP OPEN the BASEMENT DOOR. A single light that isn't ILLUMINATING much is at the bottom of the STAIRCASE. The SCREAMING is fairly MUFFLED but still very AUDIBLE. Your AGILITY helps you SNEAK DOWN to the bottom without making much NOISE while still HIDING behind a small WALL that goes along with the STAIRCASE on both sides. There's NO TURNING BACK once you completely go down. You are very NERVOUS. Are you CERTAIN you will PROCEED?

KARMIC BALANCE: EVIL (-3)

0 RETARD POINTS.

CURRENT STATS

• Strength - 6
  
• Perception - 6
  
• Endurance - 6
  
• Charisma - 6
  
• Intelligence - 6
  
• Agility - 6
  
• Luck - 7