Put shoe on head.

Attempt to fly to class.

You take your SHOE off and place it gently on your HEAD. It falls off due to IMBALANCE. In spite of this you JUMP up and try to FLY to CLASS. MR. HARDEN asks if you would like to see the SCHOOL COUNSELOR.

Say yes, and ask to be dragged kicking and screaming

You SHOUT OUT YES and ask to also be DRAGGED BY YOUR EAR while KICKING and SCREAMING. MR. HARDEN'S GOOD KARMA tells him to say that doing so is ILLEGAL and calmly asks you to WALK down to the COUNSELOR instead. He also gives you a HALL PASS with his SIGNATURE on it as it has subsided into the next and last PERIOD of the SCHOOL DAY. You put it in your RIGHT POCKET and exit the CLASSROOM. You are in F HALLWAY.

(HINT: Said HALL PASS can be used for GOOD or EVIL purposes.)

KARMIC BALANCE: EVIL (-2)

2 RETARD POINTS.

CURRENT STATS

• Strength - 6
  
• Perception - 6
  
• Endurance - 5
  
• Charisma - 6
  
• Intelligence - 6
  
• Agility - 6
  
• Luck - 7
  

Go to nearest girl's bathroom and enter. If anyone questions you, show them the hall pass.

There is a GIRL'S BATHROOM in F HALLWAY. Using your PERCEPTION you check to see if the coast is clear. The coast is clear. You ENTER the GIRL'S BATHROOM. There is ONE GIRL in there. She FREAKS OUT about your MALE PRESENCE in female territory. You pull your HALL PASS out of your RIGHT POCKET and flash it to the girl, who looks at you in CONFUSION. You use your CHARISMA to tell her that it is SHE who is in the wrong BATHROOM. She believes you and RUNS OUTSIDE SCREAMING. You put the HALL PASS back in your RIGHT POCKET. You are now ALONE in a GIRL'S BATHROOM. On the nearest wall you see "Natalie <3 Jim". You find this to be of GREAT INTEREST.

Next to "Natalie <3 Jim", scratch in "& Alex"

You're in LUCK, as there just so happens to be a BLACK MARKER on the FLOOR, but nothing to SCRATCH with. You pick it up and EQUIP it. You approach the BATHROOM SCRIBBLE and crudely write "& Alex". You don't know who ALEX is, but you find this HILARIOUS. The BLACK MARKER is added to your INVENTORY (currently EQUIPPED). The GIRL that was formerly in here WALKS IN and says this is actually the GIRL'S BATHROOM. She also came back in to pick up her BLACK MARKER that she DROPPED. You wonder why she was carrying a BLACK MARKER in the first place.

Yell, "A wild girl has appeared!" and throw a pokeball that you made in art class at her.

You YELL "A wild girl has appeared!" but have NOTHING to THROW at her. You realize you don't even TAKE ART. She stares at you like you are a MORON. In light of this your PELT the BLACK MARKER at her, making a CLEAN BLACK LINE down her WHITE SHIRT. She is PISSED. The BLACK MARKER is no longer EQUIPPED. You gain EVIL KARMA!

-1 KARMA

KARMIC BALANCE: EVIL (-3)

2 RETARD POINTS.

CURRENT STATS

• Strength - 6
  
• Perception - 6
  
• Endurance - 5
  
• Charisma - 6
  
• Intelligence - 6
  
• Agility - 6
  
• Luck - 7
  

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Feb 18 2011, 12:09 am by lil-Inferno.

run away into the boys' bathroom before she smacks you.

You try to flee the EPIC DUEL but the TUB OF LARD is BLOCKING the EXIT! Even with the help of your AGILITY you can't SLIP PASSED! She is standing there, HANDS ON HIPS with a PISSED OFF EXPRESSION.

(HINT: Check your INVENTORY).

Ask her for a map. Cause you just got LOST IN HER EYES!

You use a CHEESY PICK-UP LINE. She is NOT PHASED as she has a BOYFRIEND already. You wonder how such a LARGE WOMAN could find a BOYFRIEND. You feel an EXTREME URGE TO CHECK YOUR INVENTORY FOR STUFF (THIS IS A HINT).

Unzip pants, and shout rape.

CHECK INVENTORY! (for anything useful is this predicament you find yourself in)

You UNZIP your JEANS and shout out "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!" No one can HEAR you. The GIRL casts BODY SLAM. You are KNOCKED TO THE FLOOR and HURT BADLY. You gain a RETARD POINT. Your PANTS are still UNZIPPED, and you manage to ROLL HER off of yourself. Way to go DUMBASS.

KARMIC BALANCE: EVIL (-3)

3 RETARD POINTS. -> 0 RETARD POINTS. -> -1 INTELLIGENCE

CURRENT STATS

• Strength - 6
  
• Perception - 6
  
• Endurance - 5
  
• Charisma - 6
  
• Intelligence - 5
  
• Agility - 6
  
• Luck - 7
  

You pull out 5 DOLLARS from your INVENTORY and pass it on to the FAT GIRL. She passes this encounter off as if it DIDN'T HAPPEN. You gain 1 INTELLIGENCE back for doing something SMART, at the cost of 5 BUCKS. You're still in the GIRL'S BATHROOM, albeit the FAT GIRL is no longer HOSTILE.

KARMIC BALANCE: EVIL (-3)

0 RETARD POINTS.

CURRENT STATS

• Strength - 6
  
• Perception - 6
  
• Endurance - 5
  
• Charisma - 6
  
• Intelligence - 6
  
• Agility - 6
  
• Luck - 7
  

Ask fat girl why she was carrying a black marker.