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The Adventures of FABER
Feb 14 2011, 2:42 am
By: lil-Inferno
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Feb 14 2011, 10:23 pm lil-Inferno Post #61

Just here for the pie

Quote from Raitaki
Enter the SCHOOL GROUNDS, look for SOMEONE and ask them whether I should GO TO SCHOOL or GO ON AN ADVENTURE.
You're already on SCHOOL GROUNDS and as you mentioned to yourself before no one is within visible distance. You decide to WAIT until you see something. At around 12 PM someone LEAVES THE SCHOOL. They are one of your PEERS leaving SCHOOL EARLY to go to WORK. You WAVE YOUR ARMS at him to get his ATTENTION. You successfully get his ATTENTION and ask if you should GO TO SCHOOL or GO ON AN ADVENTURE after going up to him, covering him from the POURING RAIN with your EQUIPPED UMBRELLA. He says you should... (What does he say? You decide!)

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Feb 14 2011, 10:34 pm by lil-Inferno.




Feb 14 2011, 10:35 pm Excalibur Post #62

The sword and the faith

He says you should probably go to class since you're here already anyway. :s




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Feb 14 2011, 10:41 pm lil-Inferno Post #63

Just here for the pie

Quote from Excalibur
He says you should probably go to class since you're here already anyway. :s
Despite your EVIL KARMA you decide to listen to the PEER'S ADVICE. You walk in through the SIDE DOOR and the halls are bustling with ACTIVITY due to a TRANSITIONING OF PERIODS. You wonder if you should SIGN IN LATE, pass it off that you had a DENTIST APPOINTMENT, or just go ahead and go to the CLASS you'd normally have at this period. Or you can always be CREATIVE and do SOMETHING ELSE. That's always an option, right? Also, you decide to stash your EQUIPPED UMBRELLA in your BACKPACK.

INVENTORY





Feb 14 2011, 10:44 pm Fire_Kame Post #64

wth is starcraft

Sign in late, grin sheepishly at the teacher and apologize.




Feb 14 2011, 10:46 pm Roy Post #65

An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

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IF(KNIVESPresent=1) THEN begin
Syntactic error? Or is this a really bad language?
KNIVESPresent is a binary value. It records whether or not Knives are present, not how many there are.
So... It's a language that uses a single equals sign to compare equivalence and not ==?




Feb 14 2011, 10:50 pm Raitaki Post #66



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IF(KNIVESPresent=1) THEN begin
Syntactic error? Or is this a really bad language?
KNIVESPresent is a binary value. It records whether or not Knives are present, not how many there are.
So... It's a language that uses a single equals sign to compare equivalence and not ==?
That's Pascal's parody ;o



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Feb 14 2011, 10:51 pm lil-Inferno Post #67

Just here for the pie

Quote from Fire_Kame
Sign in late, grin sheepishly at the teacher and apologize.
You trek to the SIGN IN DESK and, sheepishly, you give a weak smile to the TEACHER ON DUTY and apologize for being LATE :lookaround: (heheh). She lets you off with a WARNING and nothing more thanks to your RATHER IMPRESSIVE CHARISMA. You decide to GO TO CLASS. At this time that class would be AP CHEMISTRY, which you have a DOUBLE PERIOD of today. You GO TO CLASS and sit in your ASSIGNED SEAT. The TEACHER, Mr. Harden, isn't in the ROOM AT THE MOMENT and 20 of your CLASSMATES are present.




Feb 14 2011, 10:57 pm Roy Post #68

An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

Find a friend or someone I know well and offer them a high-five. If they question it, say "Just 'cause."




Feb 14 2011, 11:04 pm lil-Inferno Post #69

Just here for the pie

Quote from Roy
Find a friend or someone I know well and offer them a high-five. If they question it, say "Just 'cause."
You seek out JIM, a guy you've been FRIENDS with since MIDDLE SCHOOL. You ask him to "GIVE ME SOME SKIN" and RAISE YOUR HAND in the air. JIM promptly gives a HI-FIVE and asks no questions. JIM asks why you HAVEN'T BEEN IN SCHOOL. You reply with "Just 'cause". He thinks you mean the VIDEO GAME. You're all like "NO." and proceed to SIT DOWN after an awkward EXCHANGE OF GLANCES. Your CHARISMA has failed you.




Feb 14 2011, 11:08 pm Raitaki Post #70



Slug JIM's FACE.



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Feb 14 2011, 11:09 pm lil-Inferno Post #71

Just here for the pie

Quote from Raitaki
Slug JIM's FACE.
Command not recognized.




Feb 14 2011, 11:12 pm Roy Post #72

An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

Apologize to Jim and explain that I didn't get much sleep last night because I had explosive diarrhea. Reassure him that I am feeling much better.

Do not slug Jim.




Feb 14 2011, 11:12 pm Raitaki Post #73



Slug JIM.
EDIT: LOOK BELOW YOU BASTARD.
EDIT2:
Quote from Dictionary.com, below Slug
–verb (used with object)
slug2    
[sluhg] Show IPA
verb, slugged, slug·ging, noun Informal .
–verb (used with object)
1.
to strike heavily; hit hard, especially with the fist.
:megamassimo:



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Feb 14 2011, 11:17 pm lil-Inferno Post #74

Just here for the pie

Quote from Roy
Apologize to Jim and explain that I didn't get much sleep last night because I had explosive diarrhea. Reassure him that I am feeling much better.
[Charisma <Lie>] You get up from your SEAT, rather AWKWARDLY, and walk towards JIM. You explain to him that you were up all night because of a bad case of EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA. JIM LAUGHS IT OFF and informs you that TACO BELL for dinner yields TERRIBLE RESULTS. You give a weak smile and tell him you're FEELING BETTER. Your CHARISMA prevailed.




Feb 14 2011, 11:18 pm lil-Inferno Post #75

Just here for the pie

Quote from Raitaki
Slug JIM.
EDIT: LOOK BELOW YOU BASTARD.
EDIT2:
Quote from Dictionary.com, below Slug
–verb (used with object)
slug2    
[sluhg] Show IPA
verb, slugged, slug·ging, noun Informal .
–verb (used with object)
1.
to strike heavily; hit hard, especially with the fist.
:megamassimo:
Informal usage detected. Command not recognized.




Feb 14 2011, 11:20 pm Raitaki Post #76



Quote from lil-Inferno
Quote from Raitaki
Slug JIM.
EDIT: LOOK BELOW YOU BASTARD.
EDIT2:
Quote from Dictionary.com, below Slug
–verb (used with object)
slug2    
[sluhg] Show IPA
verb, slugged, slug·ging, noun Informal .
–verb (used with object)
1.
to strike heavily; hit hard, especially with the fist.
:megamassimo:
Informal usage detected. Command not recognized.
=_= Kick JIM in the GROIN. Hard.



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Feb 14 2011, 11:21 pm Roy Post #77

An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

That's a terrible command. We already made amends with Jim.

Ctrl+Z.




Feb 14 2011, 11:27 pm lil-Inferno Post #78

Just here for the pie

Quote from Raitaki
Quote from lil-Inferno
Quote from Raitaki
Slug JIM.
EDIT: LOOK BELOW YOU BASTARD.
EDIT2:
Quote from Dictionary.com, below Slug
–verb (used with object)
slug2    
[sluhg] Show IPA
verb, slugged, slug·ging, noun Informal .
–verb (used with object)
1.
to strike heavily; hit hard, especially with the fist.
:megamassimo:
Informal usage detected. Command not recognized.
=_= Kick JIM in the GROIN. Hard.
Before returning to your SEAT your EVIL KARMA kicks in and you DELIVER A KICK that could shatter bones (of a chipmunk) into JIM'S GROIN. Because of your TERRIBLE STRENGTH he takes it as a PLAYFUL GESTURE, and with his high AGILITY manages to block the BLOW. Nonetheless, it was EVIL. MR. HARDEN comes into the room soon after you AWKWARDLY RETURN TO YOUR SEAT.

-1 KARMA

KARMIC BALANCE: EVIL (-2)

2 RETARD POINTS.

CURRENT STATS
  • Strength - 6
  • Perception - 6
  • Endurance - 5
  • Charisma - 6
  • Intelligence - 6
  • Agility - 6
  • Luck - 7

INVENTORY


Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Feb 17 2011, 9:51 pm by lil-Inferno.




Feb 14 2011, 11:30 pm Raitaki Post #79



Stand up and say "Sensei Ohayo Gosaimasu."



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Feb 14 2011, 11:32 pm Roy Post #80

An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

Ban Raitaki like he banned Echo from Kame's game.




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