Well, I can eat and drink and stuff, I'm supposed to have a follow up visit. There was talk of another endoscopy to see if there's anything unusual about my esophagus. Other than that, I have to play by the rules. I broke two that landed me in the situation: Chew your food and don't talk with your mouth full. Assuming that was the cause, I don't really need to do anything besides pay attention to what I'm eating. (This seems pretty likely.)

It's true that allergies can change, but I was eating leftover food from the previous day. I also broke the rules like I've mentioned above.

I accidentally swallow my food before chewing it all the time, I didn't think it could get this serious. I've learned my lesson, chew before I swallow!

I don't chew macaroni and cheese, or cottage cheese, or applesauce, or yogurt, am I dancing with the devil?

You don't chew macaroni... at all?

No sir. Like oysters.

Oysters...

How are you feeling now Moose?

I love oysters. They're like the weirdest thing to eat, but they taste sooooooo good when prepared correctly.

Prepared Correctly? As in,
1) Shells opened.
2) Put on a bed of ice.

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That's disgusting. It's only prepared correctly for me when they stuff it with diced tomatoes and onions (maybe celery) and covered in lemon juice and something to make it spicy. Oh man.

I'd rather eat Poutine.

I'd rather eat horse shit.

Hahaha

I'm doing fine, thanks for asking. It hurt to swallow at first, but it got less painful with each day. Now, it's almost as if nothing happened, though I do notice I've become more careful when I'm eating.

Yeah you better be, I'd be blending everything I eat if it was me!

Burger-shakes mmmm