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I've noticed that a lot recently I have been getting random fainting spells, if that's the correct term to use. I can be wide awake, and as soon as I stand up to go do something I will suddenly become very tired and want to immediately fall asleep, but a few seconds to a minute later I'll be awake and normal again.
That happens to me all the time. While I'd be quick to blame high blood pressure it's hard to pinpoint any of my innumerable problems on a single cause.
Show them your butt, and when you do, slap it so it creates a sound akin to a chorus of screaming spider monkeys flogging a chime with cacti. Only then can you find your destiny at the tip of the shaft.
