Unfortunately I didn't follow the divine teachings of http://www.beards.org/ as well as I should have.
Currently Working On: 
Myself
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | % | Voters |
| Yes, and a have a wonderful beard going right this moment | 11 | 38% |
omginbd, poison_us, IskatuMesk, MadZombie, BiOAtK, ToA, MillenniumArmy, Pieh, ClansAreForGays, FatalException, lil-Inferno
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| Yes, but I'm still in no-shave lifetime | 3 | 11% |
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| What is No-shave November? | 1 | 4% |
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| No, I refuse to participate in such childish activities | 7 | 25% |
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| No, my school/work/religion/internal-moral-principles prohibit me from doing so | 7 | 25% |
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Currently Working On: 
Zoan -- of course it isn't full understanding. You could ask "is the mechanism by which this counterexample blows up the ONLY mechanism possible for an initial configuration to blow up?"
Zoan -- Heinermann
Heinermann -- it also didn't solve that problem but hey as long as the investors are pleased
NudeRaider -- I have no idea tbh. All I know no human was ever able to solve it, but there's at least a few that beat portal 
NudeRaider -- Zoan
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