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Nov 25 2010, 5:04 am
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Nov 25 2010, 4:18 pm

Voyager7456 Post #21

Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast

Liposuction gift certificate.

Nov 25 2010, 4:49 pm

OlimarandLouie Post #22

One free mammogram.

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Nov 25 2010, 5:20 pm

Riney Post #23

Thigh high affectionado

Plastic surgery. And a boob job.

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Nov 25 2010, 6:49 pm

NicholasBeige Post #24

Get her something outrageously awesome and cool, and when she say's 'Oh really?!?!' or 'You shouldn't have?!?!' then you agree with her, tell her it's not for real, take it back, and be sure to call her a stupid cow.

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Nov 25 2010, 7:00 pm

Wing Zero Post #25

Magic box god; Suck it Corbo

A teddy bear stuffed with weed, call it the "aroma therapy" bear

Nov 25 2010, 7:17 pm

Roy Post #26

An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

I have one that actually meets your requirements.

Macaroni art.

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Nov 25 2010, 7:32 pm

DevliN Post #27

Woah

An orgasmatron.

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Myself

Nov 25 2010, 7:43 pm

UnholyUrine Post #28

Get her a Boyfriend Pillow

Because we know she isn't getting enough in bed.

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Nov 25 2010, 8:18 pm

The Starport Post #29

Kidnap her boyfriend, return as gift.

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Nov 26 2010, 1:00 am

NicholasBeige Post #30

SIXTY fucking dollars for that 'boyfriend pillow' as a list price? SHIIIT...

It'd be more cost effect to go out and find someone, kill them, saw them into two, and then take a crash course in taxidermy to stuff them. Be a lot more realistic, you could probably get away with charging $100 a pop.

Also, find a really cheesy flyer about some sexually transmitted disease like "Got Aids?" or "Gonorrhoea? You never know" - in fact, just make one yourself, and when you give it to her, cast a worried look at her boyfriend.

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Nov 26 2010, 2:38 am

Fire_Kame Post #31

wth is starcraft

Quote from name:Tuxedo-Templar

Kidnap her boyfriend, return as gift.

Aww, how thoughtful. :3

Nov 26 2010, 6:26 am

O)FaRTy1billion[MM] Post #32

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Quote from name:Cardinal

SIXTY fucking dollars for that 'boyfriend pillow' as a list price? SHIIIT...

List price is complete bullshit. Nowhere ever sells anything for that price.

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Nov 26 2010, 6:46 am

EzTerix Post #33

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Wing Zero

A teddy bear stuffed with weed, call it the "aroma therapy" bear

the happiest of gifts

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Nov 27 2010, 6:10 pm

rayNimagi Post #34

SEN's social advice always makes me laugh.

Win by luck, lose by skill.

Nov 27 2010, 6:17 pm

Fire_Kame Post #35

wth is starcraft

Quote from

rayNimagi

SEN's social advice always makes me laugh.

Why? We were being serious.

I don't appreciate being laughed at.

Nov 28 2010, 12:55 am

poison_us Post #36

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!

I just showed my girlfriend this entire thread, and she couldn't stop laughing at the one-line responses.

Nov 30 2010, 11:41 pm

Riney Post #37

Thigh high affectionado

Shit I'd give her poison just to see her reaction.

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Dec 1 2010, 12:36 am

poison_us Post #38

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!

Dec 1 2010, 1:35 am

DavidJCobb Post #39

Quote from name:Cardinal

Also, find a really cheesy flyer about some sexually transmitted disease like "Got Aids?" or "Gonorrhoea? You never know" - in fact, just make one yourself, and when you give it to her, cast a worried look at her boyfriend.

+fuckingrep.

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