So, my group of friends decided to do secret santa. I drew the name of my friend's girlfriend (whom I know the least, of course). I need a gift idea. It a.) can't offend her, b.) can't offend her boyfriend and c.) can't offend my girlfriend.

Please

A tube of lube.

Condoms.

A dildo.

See SEN? This is why we're friends.

PS: Tampons.

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Some morning-after pills.

Skanky lingerie?

Edible underwear.

A Survibrator.

If you caught the reference, then you have good taste in television. :3

New kitchenware

a cutting board for all them sammiches.

A nude picture, autographed. Bitch can sell that for cash on eBay in ten years.

A mug that has the words "Homemaker" on it.

A stuffed animal of course!

That plain white t shirt that has a stencil of Nicholas Cages's face but it says "John Travolta" over it, I've seen it on the web a couple of times now. It's the best.

A brown paper bag. Eyeholes optional.

Edit: Imagine her looking inside it expecting to find the present... muahahaha

A print of the most disturbing, graphic, violent, gory, perverted hentai image you can find. Poster-size.

Lifetime supply of Tic-Tacs.

StarCraft.

Halo: Reach is fine too.

Womenz aren't on internet, get her a back brace so she doesn't complain about her back hurting anymore. Ostensibly it's the best thing you can do, because it's relieving her pain, but we all really know what's going on: you want to give her less reasons to complain.