Granted, but then you go color blind.

I wish HoN was free.

Granted, but then you have no life.

I wish that DM wasn't a troll ;o

Granted. Everybody else in the world, however, is a troll. And they troll YOU.

I wish that the next poster experiences eternal happiness (however they choose to interpret it) with absolutely no negative consequences that directly or indirectly affect me through any means whatsoever.

Granted, but eternity ends 1/10th of a second later.

I wish for enough change to buy a gumball.

Granted, everyone is now happy including you. However, you also absorb all other feelings from people around you, and because you want happiness, if someone isn't happy, you are forced to somehow get that person to become happy.

I wish I could see in the 6th dimension.

@Vrael: So you only got .1 seconds of happiness? You screwed yourself over

Granted. You are now forced to look at horrors, harrowing and haunting old horrors -- heinous and haggard and hellish old horrors that hound you, bound you, ground your very living soul to dust.

I wish my power level was OVER 9000!

Granted. Although the achievement of this power level is instead narrated by Oprah Winfrey.

I wish for a pony.

Granted. Unfortunately, it came from the Ancient Indian Burial Ground Pet Store. We all know what happens next.

I wish the Halo: Reach DMR didn't have a delay.

Granted, but your xbox gets the red ring of death.

I wish that I had friends.

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Granted, but they turn out to all be fags.

I wish I had a large wang.

Granted - your long-lost chinese uncle will come and visit you to stay. Unfortunately, due to his large size and appetite, Mr. Wang will eat you out of house and home.
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I wish for a SCII beta key.

EDIT: Beaten!

Granted, but every time you try to use it on a computer, a random natural disaster occurs, only damaging the computer you are trying to use.

I wish our wiki was more active.

Granted... hey wait a second... What am I? A miracle-maker?

I wish Pokemanz were real.

Granted. Enjoy your perpetually plutonic boy-girl relationships.

I wish I was smarter.

Granted. Although everyone else in the world wished they were smarter than you. Now you're relatively an idiot.

I wish for eternal happiness.

Granted. Enjoy your accidental dong.

I wish I hadn't had to resort to an obscure verbal pun.

Granted. Your post never occurred as you were actually busy looking at erotic material like everyone else on the internet, but your mother walked in on you whilst you were pleasuring yourself to such images.

Granted. Your happiness is met in the form of an ecstasy overdose which collapses your mind into a coma making you a vegetable for the rest of your days.

I wish the dock worker, Mickey Torelli, had not been drinking on the job two days ago.

Granted, but everyone that was saved by Mickey not drinking on the job, died a much worse death in various freak accidents.

I wish that the granter of this wish, grants this wish.

This wish is obviously granted. Unfortunately the wish was to be 3 feet tall.

I wish for a genie.