So me, my roommate, my other roommate and his girl friend go to someones house, play Beer Pong.
Get drunk.
Me and this random dude dominate momentarily.
We come back, I go in my room.
I LOCK THE DOOR.
I am careful to always do this because I don't want those drunken retards coming in there.
And go to sleep in boxers.
A while later I wake up and my roommates girlfriend is in my bed laying next to me.
And I'm like "WHAT the fuck are you doing in here?"
And she's like "don't ask question jay don't ask questions"
I just kept asking that for about ten minutes.
I'd ask, Lay perfectly still, then ask again.
Eventually she left.
As far as I know, we didn't do anything.
Then I go out into the main area and she is laying in front of my roommate (her boyfriends) door
And I hear him taking a shower I go back in my room and lock the door again.
Then he comes knocking...
"Did Rachel come in here?"
"yes"
"Did she go in the bed?"
"Uh.. no"
"she just stood in the door?"
"yes, i told her to leave"
He leaves, I go back to sleep
He comes back later.
"Jay"
"What"
"We can't find my girlfriends pants"
"Well they're not in here"
*He looks around*
"Was she wearing pants when she came here?"
"Yes"
"Jay did you have sex with my girlfriend"
"No I'm not stupid"
"Okay"
Anyway.
Now its morning.
I actually left out some part of the hilarity.
When she first came in there and I asked her to leave
I would lay back, think about doing her,
then think, "No wait that would probably ruin my friendship with my roommate."
Then I would ask her to leave again, she would say no.
Then I would start thinking about doing her again.
Then think "Oh fuck that would be bad."
Then ask her to leave.
It was like being high instead of drunk.
PS:
I've only been high once.
On account of it being really dumb I had no desire to do so again ;p
None.
