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The MANLIEST Game Ever!
Dec 29 2009, 10:32 am
By: The Starport  

Dec 29 2009, 10:32 am The Starport Post #1



ITT: A game where you RIP A GOD DAMNED SHARK IN HALF WITH YOUR BARE HANDS!!!








Best game name ever!

Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on Dec 29 2009, 10:48 am by Tuxedo-Templar.



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Dec 29 2009, 11:29 am MasterJohnny Post #2



So this game.. is seriously just for the lulz or something :bleh:
There is no joystick so its just 9 buttons to smash. (I wonder if i could find this on an emulator somewhere?)
IMO the manliest arcade game of all time is the metal slug series.



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Dec 29 2009, 11:43 am Neki Post #3



That was pretty manly, I must admit. Especially the breaking blocks part, and ripping sharks in half. DO WANT TO PLAY. I don't understand the health system though.



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Dec 30 2009, 9:33 am BeDazed Post #4



Thats right kids! When you find a crate labeled 'BOMB', just punch the snot out until it explodes. It's gonna be fun.
Lulz.



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