Oh okay thanks IP

i officially hate playing against scouts a lot.or any hero who can run faster than me.

EDIT: and still, the only hero I can even come close to winning with is Hellbringer, If any SEN members who are good wanna play with me and give me some tips, that would be awesome. ( FYI I cant play 4v4s or 5v5s ) lol

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Do you have anymore keys? D:

Keys aren't a problam Demon, ;P

yeah MB is so far my favorite hero...

Scout

A piece of shit that came out of a man's anus while he was sick with cervical cancer and diagnosed with AIDS by a physicist. The piece of shit was taken in by a bisexual wolf who named itself "Mother." Mother routinely ate the piece of shit and shat it back out only to eat it again. On the ninth time that it shat the piece of shit out, Mother transformed into a stupid hairy man. S2 Games, being the well-experienced and open-minded people they were, decided to give "Stupid Hairy Man" a job in Hero Design for Heroes of Newerth. Stupid Hairy Man reflected on his own pointless and miserable idiocy, and one day, while Stupid Hairy Man was mining for fish, his brain exploded and from his carcass burst forth "Scout."

The most revolting stupid-fucking-useless-piece-of-shit-that-doesn't-work was unleashed on the world.

S2 Games, being the accommodating and overly nice people they were, decided to include the Scout in the video game Heroes of Newerth, despite finally realizing the grave mistake of hiring Stupid Hairy Man, the father of Scout.

From that day forwards, Scout was included in the game of HoN. Whenever a player picked him, all other players moaned in horror, for they realized that the player was either a fucking moron or total beginner, and whichever team had the player who had picked the Scout had already lost the match unless the rest of that team was made up of Jesus, Buddha, Thor, and Chuck Norris. (And even then, that team would have to utilize extensive backdooring techniques and go into the negative nine thousands.)

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That was my rant about how fucking useless and retarded Scout is. Whoever thought up of that Hero should die. He is an asset of the opposite team and a dumb, blind, maimed, whore. I hope you heed my rant, i.e. don't pick him and if you see anybody pick Scout, tell him to be an hero and facepalm himself with a chainsaw.

I will pick scout from now on! SCOUT SCOUT SCOUTT!

Actually Scout + Rikimaru = Good ganking

Anyone with riki is good ganking!

IM GONNA HACK U

THIS IS WHERE I LERND TO HACK

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Scout is only useful in team battles when he is completely fed with a competent partner in a lane, for the most part. His slow is useful, and the stealth is also useful for running around a scaring enemies (mostly for running away though). He really is just a scout. The Dwarven Sniper was useful late-game and his ultimate is ultimately (punny) better. Gondar was pure carnage. Scout is just sucky. People who pick him either: can't play any other Heroes, know exactly what their plan is and is playing with a friend who will make up for the Scout's crappy abilities, stomps, idiots, noobs (assholes), and newbies (beginners who don't know any better or those who want to try him out).

Or just to bother hydro! lol

Oh, right, you will hate Moan Queen. Her speed with no items is 320.

i just played devourer and got 16-6! woo!! Never used this hero before and it was my first time game was pretty nice

end game i had enough money to almost get a third heart lol and i had 4.3k hp with just 1 heart!

so.... there was a glitch in the system today and it wouldnt dl the newest version, so right now i can't play.... fml.

haha! i got a win with a different hero than hellbringer. I pwned with Jereziah. I think I only like heroes who can heal themselves...

Jereziah's fully upped ultimate is like auto pwnage.

I played with someone who used a puppet master as a tank, and it worked surprisingly well. I think he just farmed then bought D items.

I'm sorry, but I refuse to play anymore until Magroc is nerfed. That hero bends even Madman and Zeypher over and dry rapes their moves.

I have only played one match with the new update, and Magroc was not present.

If the Attribute statistics and abilities' values are about the same as Sand King's though, it probably is relatively balanced. Perhaps, your enemies' team had a strong Hero line-up, or the player is a Sand King master.

What are all the new things with the update?

Okay so far I have gathered a little bit of information. I'm supposed to PM Ex but where do I download it? Do I ask him for the key and he gives me the DL link as well?

Arachna's Webbed Shot has a cooldown of two seconds when it is level 1 or 2.
Enhanced Marchers have a cooldown of 12 seconds.
Magroc added.

That's all I know.
P.S. I saw magroc getting raped by madman. probably 10-0.

EDIT: http://forums.heroesofnewerth.com/showthread.php?t=474 <- list of changes

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