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How to kick death in the balls.
Aug 1 2008, 9:36 pm
By: BeeR_KeG  

Aug 1 2008, 9:36 pm BeeR_KeG Post #1



- Fall down from 33,000 feet and survive.
- Cut your own arm off. With a dull 2-inch knife.
- Survive 5 heart seizures while being a POW for 9 years.
- KILL AND EAT A F!@#$%G SHARK!
- Eat some coal, while being buried in it for a few days.
- Have a bear eat your brain.
- You're a 7 year old girl. Take 6 bullets at point blank range (including some to head).

http://www.cracked.com/article_16497_7-people-who-cheated-death-then-kicked-it-in-balls.html



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Aug 1 2008, 9:46 pm Rantent Post #2



They missed the one about the retarded kid that beat up a bear by punching it repeatedly in the nose.



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Aug 1 2008, 10:15 pm ToA Post #3

Que Sera, Sera.

Thats crazy




Aug 1 2008, 10:22 pm Brontobyte Post #4



Quote from ToA
Thats crazy




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Aug 1 2008, 10:25 pm Hitok1r1 Post #5



I really did kick Death in the balls.



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Aug 1 2008, 10:42 pm MadZombie Post #6



Quote from Rantent
They missed the one about the retarded kid that beat up a bear by punching it repeatedly in the nose.
Link? o.O



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Aug 1 2008, 10:52 pm The Great Yam Post #7



Quote from Rantent
They missed the one about the retarded kid that beat up a bear by punching it repeatedly in the nose.
That one is not really fair... I mean... retarded people have like, the strength of 8 gorillas.

By the way, anyone else feel this is a pretty major rip (as far a tone-wise) off of: this?
It even includes one of the stories Maddox used.
Eh, half the internet is trying to be like Maddox anyways...



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Aug 2 2008, 5:05 am Clokr_ Post #8



http://www.cracked.com/article_16301_6-most-badass-stunts-ever-pulled-in-name-science.html

Found that one also amazing ;o



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Aug 2 2008, 8:44 am Excalibur Post #9

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When another doctor desperately tried to pull the catheter out of him (perhaps shouting "Dammit, it's too dangerous!"), Werner had to kick him away because his hands were full with the cable running into his own heart. At this point it's clear that if a 10-man SWAT team composed entirely of Arnold Schwarzeneggers had attacked Forssman, he'd have beaten the life out of every single one, then performed lifesaving research on the corpses.

He was fired, probably for being tougher than everyone and everything else in the building (including the concrete foundations)--27 years later they gave him a Nobel Prize.

Syphon has officially been given a run for his money.




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Aug 2 2008, 6:15 pm O)FaRTy1billion[MM] Post #10

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How does Syphon compare at all to any of these people? I'd sooner cower from that 7 year old girl than I would from Syphon. :P



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Aug 2 2008, 7:21 pm Rantent Post #11



I found it really strange to see Albert Hoffman in there, but not Alexander Shulgin.



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Aug 2 2008, 9:43 pm Moose Post #12

Quoth the raven, "Swag galore."

Quote from BeeR_KeG
- Cut your own arm off. With a dull 2-inch knife.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=real_men




Aug 2 2008, 11:54 pm FatalException Post #13



Quote from The Great Yam
By the way, anyone else feel this is a pretty major rip (as far a tone-wise) off of: this?
Quote from Mini Moose 2707
Quote from BeeR_KeG
- Cut your own arm off. With a dull 2-inch knife.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=real_men
Read topic, Moose. :P



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