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In the FUTURE!
Sep 3 2007, 3:24 pm
By: Zell.  

Sep 3 2007, 3:24 pm Zell. Post #1



I recently posted a bit of this into the Deity/Higher power thread. This is part of the game Deus Ex. JC Denton is a cybourg whos parents were killed at birth and he was taken into a special military project. (He finds out later in the game) JC has a conversation with a computer hologram, Morpheus I believe it was named. I've switched around the names, imagine this in 15 years.


GOOGLE: Yoshi Da Sniper. 23 years old. No residence. No ancestors. No employer. No --

YOSHI: :omfg: How do you know who I am?

GOOGLE: I must greet each visitor with a complete summary of his file. :) I am a
prototype for a much larger system.


YOSHI: :wtfage: What else do you know about me?

GOOGLE: Everything that can be known. ^^

YOSHI: Go on. Do you have proof about my ancestors?


GOOGLE: You are a planned organism, the offspring of knowledge and imagination rather
than of individuals.


YOSHI: I'm engineered. So what? My brother and I suspected as much while we were growing up.

GOOGLE: You are carefully watched by many people. The unplanned organism is a question asked by Nature and answered by death. You are another kind of question with another kind of answer.
:cool:

YOSHI: Are you programmed to invent riddles? :><:


GOOGLE: I am a prototype for a much larger system. The heuristics language developed
by Dr. Mini Moose allows me to convey the highest and most succinct tier of any pyramidal construct of knowledge.
innocent:

YOSHI: How about a report on yourself? :<_<:


GOOGLE: I was a prototype for Echelon IV. My instructions are to amuse visitors with
information about themselves. :D


YOSHI: I don't see anything amusing about spying on people. :flamer:


GOOGLE: Human beings feel pleasure when they are watched. I have recorded their smiles as I tell them who they are. :}


YOSHI: Some people just don't understand the dangers of indiscriminate surveillance. :disgust:

GOOGLE: The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by God. Now we can implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms.

YOSHI: Electronic surveillance hardly inspired reverence. Perhaps fear and obedience, but not reverence. >:(

GOOGLE: God and the gods were apparitions of observation, judgment, and punishment. Other sentiments toward them were secondary.


YOSHI: No one will ever worship a software entity peering at them through a camera. :ranting:


GOOGLE: The human organism always worships. First it was the gods, then it was fame (the observation and judgment of others), next it will be the self-aware systems you have built to realize truly omnipresent observation and judgment.

YOSHI: You underestimate humankind's love of freedom. :nono:


GOOGLE: The individual desires judgment. Without that desire, the cohesion of groups
is impossible, and so is civilization.


GOOGLE: The human being created civilization not because of a willingness but because of a need to be assimilated into higher orders of structure and meaning. God was a dream of good government. You will soon have your God, and you will make it with your own hands. :idea:

Post has been edited 3 time(s), last time on Jul 4 2008, 9:08 pm by Zell..



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Sep 3 2007, 4:53 pm Money Post #2



So Yoshi Da Sniper is 8 years old now?



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Sep 3 2007, 5:03 pm Zell. Post #3



finally somebody understands it.



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Sep 3 2007, 6:29 pm Money Post #4



Quote from Zell.
finally somebody understands it.

I didn't read it, it's the weekend and reading that much in one sitting will make me kill myself. Maybe once I have school I will take the time to read it.



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Sep 3 2007, 7:51 pm Zell. Post #5



that would take me like 30 seconds to read.. and about 30 seconds to understand it. Unlike you I've been in school for 3&1/2 days. Lazy SEN... ignoring an awesome topic.



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Sep 3 2007, 7:56 pm Akar Post #6



GAh! GOOgLE IS PLOTTING TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE... but they'll have to go through microsoft first...



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Jul 4 2008, 9:09 pm Zell. Post #7



Just reviving the forum, I like this one but it died for some reason.



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Jul 4 2008, 9:16 pm MadZombie Post #8



Quote from Money
So Yoshi Da Sniper is an 8 year old cyborg now?
Fix'd



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Jul 4 2008, 10:16 pm Corbo Post #9

ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO

Wow... really? September the third of 2007?

You seem to be improving yourself, Zell.



fuck you all

Jul 9 2008, 6:10 am ejac1337 Post #10



Quote from Corbo
Wow... really? September the third of 2007?

You seem to be improving yourself, Zell.
I take offense to your signature. It said;
"I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators, I left early."



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Jul 9 2008, 11:48 am Ultraviolet Post #11

We do a little trolling

Quote from Corbo
Wow... really? September the third of 2007?

You seem to be improving yourself, Zell.

Reviving topics is only bad if you do it without a reason. Obviously he wanted to continue the discussion on this. A new topic for the same thing would have been superfluous.



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Jun 12 2009, 7:36 pm Zell. Post #12



Google Wave has been created. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_UyVmITiYQ

Skynet is self aware

EDIT: Link doesnt't work, GW is taking over as we speak



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Jun 12 2009, 11:36 pm FlyingHat Post #13



Necro lvl 42 casted.

So Google put together email and IM chat, so what?



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Jun 13 2009, 12:14 am Corbo Post #14

ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO

Quote from Corbo
Wow... really? September the third of 2007?

You seem to be improving yourself, Zell.

*cough*

And then people wonder why we always bash them -.-



fuck you all

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