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CEO Killed Amidst Thanksgiving Scandal
27 November 2025
MANHATTAN, NY—Turkey Barrel CEO Ryan Turkson was found
dead this morning outside his hotel room. Turkson was on
his way to the "Guidance and Gravy" shareholder banquet
when he was gunned down by a masked assailant.
Turkson, the now-late husband and father of seven young
fowl, ran afoul when revealing the new Turkey Barrel logo
was designed with the use of artificial intelligence.
Turkson had been aggressively cutting costs, replacing
workers with AI in his planned "Everything's Computer"
corporate initiative. At a recent stakeholder meeting
regarding the company's new direction, Turkson claimed,
"Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen."
(Above: The new, controversial Turkey Barrel logo)
But bad did happen. Eyewitness testimony claims Turkson
was approached by an individual who was overheard asking,
"Do you know how many birds have been killed?", to which
Turkson allegedly replied, "Counting or not counting flock
violence?" It was at this point the individual brandished
a firearm and shot Turkson multiple times before fleeing
in an unmarked coupe.
Authorities describe the scene as "concerning", and are
"looking into it", while social media has largely responded
to the assassination with elation and praise. Photos of the
attack circulated quickly amongst members of activist group
K-Stop Season Hunters, accompanied with captions such as
"How It's Done" and "Takedown".
(Above: Official logo of K-Stop Season Hunters activist group)
Independent investigator Phree Kaya reveals that Turkson
had a shocking number of enemies due to his connections.
"I was shocked as soon as I looked around," Kaya confesses.
"Turkson had multiple connections to the turkey trafficking
industry, and he is named many times in the Poultry Files,"
she reports. "And he wasn't just an observer: he had his
hand on the remote. He was in control of it."
Turkey Barrel and its partners claim the attack to be a
violent response to the "Everything's Computer" layoffs,
although evidence left behind by the attacker suggest a
different motive. Bullet casings recovered at the scene had
engraved the words "FEAST", "FAMINE", and "FAREWELL".
It looks like some things are still analog.
Post has been edited 3 time(s), last time on Nov 28 2025, 1:02 am by Roy.
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