Hey umm I really want a signature but I guess the hack is disabled and I don't have the funding to buy one anyone wanna fund me/know how I can get the hack to work?

I'd help ye', but I couldn't offer you much after the -20 minerals penalty and % tax for sending. =P
Just have to post more.
As for it being disabled, I guess that Moose took it out now that minerals are working and people are getting some amounts of them.

Never mind all the unpatched mineral exploits.

The hack is for vets. No begging for minerals.

The hack was for people that registered at a certain time I think.