Oh, this is going to be fun. X) Also, no trix.
None.

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
Hey, welcome, have a fun time, and don't accept anything lil-inferno might give you

Not even free sex?
DAMMIT...wish I woulda been here sooner
Hey, welcome, have a fun time, and don't accept anything lil-inferno might give you

Not even free sex?
DAMMIT...wish I woulda been here sooner 
The offer's still up for grabs.