Wasn't religion that thing that made people scared to do things that aren't beneficial to the human race? like killing each other and stuff? Maybe something a long the lines of telling them not to misuse religion and be open minded.

Less crusades more wurld pce.

Or make up a perfect religion.

I'll think up of something later. :C

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"...I am your father." And then imagine the person reading this go like "WTF? O_O"

Bonus points if he/she screams "NOOOOOOOOO!"