[transcription of GCN Radio News; September 9, 2008]
[11:50pm]
Dan Brown: Hello and welcome back to the nightly news round-up. Tonight we are joined by Gotham Police Commissioner Gillian Loeb, and Mark Gresham, a columnist for the
Gotham Globe. We have been discussing the recent antics of the anarchist known as "the Joker" and whether the police department has any leads on his whereabouts. Mr. Gresham is pushing for Batman to solve this dangerous situation. As always, we want to hear your opinion, too. With that, we'll go to a call.
Caller: This town... this town... you always have to give them a little... motivation.
I saw that my Gotham of chaos simply would never work, there are so many rules in this city, the mob has rules, townies have rules and chaos must not...have...rules a-haha!
The new rules! Copycat
FatalException must die before the beginning of the day, so get working mobsters and you won't put me to test like townies, right? Failure to do that, townies will get a chance to kill him in exchange of me revealing a mob the very next day! Isn't that just fun? A-HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
If townies fail again like with Vrael simply people will just...keep...dying....
Oh, and I want everyone to know that this is no longer your city, I want the mob to know that I am going to be calling your hits you just need to learn to get my little hints, this is no longer Gotham, this is MY CITY now.
Welcome! To CHAOS! A-HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
*sound of phone disconnecting*
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(I apologize for the delay on this; night will probably be another day or two to let people respond to the Joker's ultimatum)
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