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Velvet Assassin
May 3 2009, 12:43 am
By: Magicide  

May 3 2009, 12:43 am Magicide Post #1

Sleeping wolves wake hungry.

http://www.velvetassassin.com/

Seriously awesome game.

Only gripe is the bad quality of the pre-rendered cutscenes.
Scratch that, I just have a bad version.

First thoughts:

mgc. says:
*Dude, got any more of that futa?

Shit, wrong paste.

mgc. says:
*i am apalled by the lack of usable cardboard boxes in this game.
*but being a woman makes up for it.

mgc.         (velvet assassin lol) says:
*so yeah
*i'm playing a game where you're a female morphine addict with a knife killing nazis
*it's awesome.

Discuss.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on May 3 2009, 2:09 am by Magicide.




May 3 2009, 2:14 am Vi3t-X Post #2



I saw it up for sale on Steam. Wasn't interested in it really, but I might take a look into it later.



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May 5 2009, 10:08 pm Forsaken Archer Post #3



I'll try it in ~2 days. That's when it'll be shipped to my computer... ... .. .



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May 6 2009, 2:19 am ClansAreForGays Post #4



typical FPS is typical




May 6 2009, 6:55 pm Magicide Post #5

Sleeping wolves wake hungry.

...

CAFG, you've obviously never played the game.




May 6 2009, 8:55 pm InsolubleFluff Post #6



All knowing CAFG is all knowing.



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May 6 2009, 8:59 pm ClansAreForGays Post #7



I saw the trailer. If it isn't so typical then I don't know why they would go out of their way to advertise it as such.




May 6 2009, 11:16 pm Centreri Post #8

Relatively ancient and inactive

What CAFG said. Seeing the trailer, along with in-game shots, what is it if not an FPS?



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May 7 2009, 2:23 am Vi3t-X Post #9



A Shooting RPG? :O



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May 7 2009, 8:15 am Magicide Post #10

Sleeping wolves wake hungry.

It's a third-person stealth game, read: Splinter Cell, MGS. More noob friendly than Splinter Cell, but harder than MGS.

It's not an FPS whatsoever. Ammo is scarce, you die easily and you gain health from silent knife kills.

Repeat: It is not an FPS.




May 8 2009, 10:30 pm Revelade Post #11



Heard it was quite average. It doesn't do sneaking right as some games and the action isn't as well as an action game. I don't think the multiplayer will be up to par as well.



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May 19 2009, 4:17 pm marxel Post #12



So this is like, a World War II Assassin's Creed (somehow)?
GameSpot's review says its only flaws are the AI and sometimes dull gunplay.



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May 22 2009, 3:05 am RIVE Post #13

Just Here For The Pie

Yahtzee's review...

Violette is a crazy bitch!



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