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My Profile has been stalked
Feb 6 2009, 5:34 am
By: UnholyUrine  

Feb 6 2009, 5:34 am UnholyUrine Post #1



Okay. so.. A funny thing happened to me today.. and it's about my profile...

Okay.. my profile reads "Kidney, Bladder, Urethra, and Beyond.."

So this guy.. messaged me out of the blue and said this:

Guy: "Hey is there a clan for TS"
Me: "nope"
Guy: "I guess not"
Me: "nope"
Guy: "Btw... It's Uterus*.."
Me: "huh?"
Guy: "U know.. your profile"
--long pause--.. I was suspicious that he was being sarcastic
Me: "Erm.. Are you suuure?"
Guy: "Well, for the females at least.."

LOL!!!!!!!! omg... XD so funny.. He thinks that Urine goes through the Uterus of females.. holy shit?!



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Feb 6 2009, 5:52 am Centreri Post #2

Relatively ancient and inactive

... That's nice. Necessary? Not-so-much.



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Feb 6 2009, 6:48 am rockz Post #3

ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ɪᴛ!

The Uterus is a tracking device, designed to let the woman know exactly where she is. Some women have faulty wiriring unfortunately.



"Parliamentary inquiry, Mr. Chairman - do we have to call the Gentleman a gentleman if he's not one?"

Feb 6 2009, 10:13 am ejac1337 Post #4



No wonder why babies cry when they're born, they've been pissed on.



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Feb 6 2009, 2:14 pm Corbo Post #5

ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO

Quote from name:Ejac
No wonder why babies cry when they're born, they've been pissed on.
I lol'd.

But seriously, get used to stalkers :P



fuck you all

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