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worst valentines gifts
Feb 4 2009, 10:51 pm
By: chuiu
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Feb 4 2009, 10:51 pm chuiu Post #1



Ok so I was listening to the radio and they were talking about some link to a list of the 30 worst valentines day gifts. I forgot the link and couldn't find it but that doesn't matter because after I heard that I decided I would come up with my own worst Valentines day gifts and eventually a couple co-workers joined in. I figured with all the 'what are you doing on v-day' and 'what should I give on v-day' discussions people usually have around this time of the year that it would be fun to mix things up.

1. Pterodactyl fossils
2. A castle made out of cucumbers
3. Belly lint
4. Gary Coleman's old security guard uniform
5. A sticky playboy
6. A fly swatter shaped like a slice of swiss cheese
7. A rock shaped like a cloud shaped like a rabbit
8. The cryogenetically frozen body of Walt Disney

Post yours, and don't do lame shit like my coworkers: funeral flowers, a blender.



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Feb 4 2009, 11:19 pm Biophysicist Post #2



9. A dead cat
10. A coupon for free sex change surgery
11. A bomb set to go off in 10 seconds



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Feb 4 2009, 11:22 pm O)FaRTy1billion[MM] Post #3

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A rotisserie chicken.



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Feb 4 2009, 11:23 pm MillenniumArmy Post #4



- me

Although I'm not sure if that falls more under "best valentines gift" than "worst valentines gift."



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Feb 4 2009, 11:52 pm Dungeon-Master Post #5



Hum...
a Plastic chicken;
a photo of yourself masturbating
a trip to SEN's Torture Chamber
Best givt EVER:
the HEAVY MUSCLED DUNGEON-MASTER!



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Feb 5 2009, 12:02 am O)FaRTy1billion[MM] Post #6

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Quote from Dungeon-Master
a photo of yourself masturbating
But that'd be ever so fun!



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Feb 5 2009, 12:06 am RIVE Post #7

Just Here For The Pie

Dinner at your mother's.



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Feb 5 2009, 12:24 am Dungeon-Master Post #8



Quote from O)FaRTy1billion[MM]
Quote from Dungeon-Master
a photo of yourself masturbating
But that'd be ever so fun!
Not if you see the photo of your GF's sister in the first one ;)



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Feb 5 2009, 12:35 am l)ark_ssj9kevin Post #9

Just here for the activity... well not really

A picture of you in bed with her, bonus points if you send a copy to her dad.



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OI-C

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Feb 5 2009, 3:56 am stickynote Post #10



Quote from MillenniumArmy
- me

Although I'm not sure if that falls more under "best valentines gift" than "worst valentines gift."

OMG MA! That's so hawt!



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Feb 5 2009, 4:14 am Lingie Post #11



How about a Plushie Zergling. Then you can describe StarCraft to her, the epic struggle of three races, the Protoss, the Terran, and the Zerg, and about systems like Tarso-


... Yeah. Before you're done, she'll be pissed at you because chances are, she isn't a gamer.



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Feb 5 2009, 4:18 am Moose Post #12

meme

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgXvR97Wk6g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xElIik0Ys0 (er, wait, that's the best present.)



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Feb 5 2009, 5:03 am stickynote Post #13



Quote from name:Darkling
How about a Plushie Zergling. Then you can describe StarCraft to her, the epic struggle of three races, the Protoss, the Terran, and the Zerg, and about systems like Tarso-


... Yeah. Before you're done, she'll be pissed at you because chances are, she isn't a gamer.
Or she'll be amazed by your knowledge of starcraft history.



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Feb 5 2009, 5:07 am Dapperdan Post #14



A douche.



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Feb 5 2009, 5:11 am stickynote Post #15



A shaving razor.



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Feb 5 2009, 5:13 am O)FaRTy1billion[MM] Post #16

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Quote from stickynote
A shaving razor.
... With a stickynote that says "Seriously."



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Feb 5 2009, 6:29 am Lingie Post #17



Cap'n Crunch.



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Feb 5 2009, 7:30 am Corbo Post #18

ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO

Soap/shampoo/after shave/insert bathroom stuff here/

Okay?



fuck you all

Feb 5 2009, 9:26 am Lingie Post #19



Lol, Toilet paper.



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Feb 5 2009, 11:50 am LoveLess Post #20

Let me show you how to hump without making love.

Quote from O)FaRTy1billion[MM]
Quote from stickynote
A shaving razor.
... With a stickynote that says "Seriously."
This.

Otherwise... Herpes about tops the list.



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Ultraviolet -- I suppose we'll likely never know, but my guess would be that they already saw it operating successfully and there was no monetary incentive to finish the original work. And the dev cycle in old school Blizzard was so hectic, it's possible it just got forgotten about after the original game got released. Plus there's an element of existing MPQ files that were packaged with the original discs becoming outdated if they updated it. And it's not like they remade the original MPQs, they just made new ones for BW specifically
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