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worst valentines gifts
Feb 4 2009, 10:51 pm
By: chuiu
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Feb 4 2009, 10:51 pm chuiu Post #1



Ok so I was listening to the radio and they were talking about some link to a list of the 30 worst valentines day gifts. I forgot the link and couldn't find it but that doesn't matter because after I heard that I decided I would come up with my own worst Valentines day gifts and eventually a couple co-workers joined in. I figured with all the 'what are you doing on v-day' and 'what should I give on v-day' discussions people usually have around this time of the year that it would be fun to mix things up.

1. Pterodactyl fossils
2. A castle made out of cucumbers
3. Belly lint
4. Gary Coleman's old security guard uniform
5. A sticky playboy
6. A fly swatter shaped like a slice of swiss cheese
7. A rock shaped like a cloud shaped like a rabbit
8. The cryogenetically frozen body of Walt Disney

Post yours, and don't do lame shit like my coworkers: funeral flowers, a blender.



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Feb 4 2009, 11:19 pm Biophysicist Post #2



9. A dead cat
10. A coupon for free sex change surgery
11. A bomb set to go off in 10 seconds



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Feb 4 2009, 11:22 pm O)FaRTy1billion[MM] Post #3

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A rotisserie chicken.



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Feb 4 2009, 11:23 pm MillenniumArmy Post #4



- me

Although I'm not sure if that falls more under "best valentines gift" than "worst valentines gift."



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Feb 4 2009, 11:52 pm Dungeon-Master Post #5



Hum...
a Plastic chicken;
a photo of yourself masturbating
a trip to SEN's Torture Chamber
Best givt EVER:
the HEAVY MUSCLED DUNGEON-MASTER!



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Feb 5 2009, 12:02 am O)FaRTy1billion[MM] Post #6

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Quote from Dungeon-Master
a photo of yourself masturbating
But that'd be ever so fun!



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Feb 5 2009, 12:06 am RIVE Post #7

Just Here For The Pie

Dinner at your mother's.



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Feb 5 2009, 12:24 am Dungeon-Master Post #8



Quote from O)FaRTy1billion[MM]
Quote from Dungeon-Master
a photo of yourself masturbating
But that'd be ever so fun!
Not if you see the photo of your GF's sister in the first one ;)



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Feb 5 2009, 12:35 am l)ark_ssj9kevin Post #9

Just here for the activity... well not really

A picture of you in bed with her, bonus points if you send a copy to her dad.



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OI-C

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Feb 5 2009, 3:56 am stickynote Post #10



Quote from MillenniumArmy
- me

Although I'm not sure if that falls more under "best valentines gift" than "worst valentines gift."

OMG MA! That's so hawt!



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Feb 5 2009, 4:14 am Lingie Post #11



How about a Plushie Zergling. Then you can describe StarCraft to her, the epic struggle of three races, the Protoss, the Terran, and the Zerg, and about systems like Tarso-


... Yeah. Before you're done, she'll be pissed at you because chances are, she isn't a gamer.



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Feb 5 2009, 4:18 am Moose Post #12

Armor: 90.50%

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgXvR97Wk6g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xElIik0Ys0 (er, wait, that's the best present.)




Feb 5 2009, 5:03 am stickynote Post #13



Quote from name:Darkling
How about a Plushie Zergling. Then you can describe StarCraft to her, the epic struggle of three races, the Protoss, the Terran, and the Zerg, and about systems like Tarso-


... Yeah. Before you're done, she'll be pissed at you because chances are, she isn't a gamer.
Or she'll be amazed by your knowledge of starcraft history.



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Feb 5 2009, 5:07 am Dapperdan Post #14



A douche.



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Feb 5 2009, 5:11 am stickynote Post #15



A shaving razor.



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Feb 5 2009, 5:13 am O)FaRTy1billion[MM] Post #16

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Quote from stickynote
A shaving razor.
... With a stickynote that says "Seriously."



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Feb 5 2009, 6:29 am Lingie Post #17



Cap'n Crunch.



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Feb 5 2009, 7:30 am Corbo Post #18

ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO

Soap/shampoo/after shave/insert bathroom stuff here/

Okay?



fuck you all

Feb 5 2009, 9:26 am Lingie Post #19



Lol, Toilet paper.



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Feb 5 2009, 11:50 am LoveLess Post #20

Let me show you how to hump without making love.

Quote from O)FaRTy1billion[MM]
Quote from stickynote
A shaving razor.
... With a stickynote that says "Seriously."
This.

Otherwise... Herpes about tops the list.



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NudeRaider -- Oh_Man
Oh_Man shouted: NudeRaider yeh thts straight up cheating
the mutas yes, the wraiths probably not. Have you even watched the video? ;)
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Oh_Man -- NudeRaider
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yeh thts straight up cheating
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