THE CYBER WAR
Prologue: Vigilante
Alexander Wright, lead researcher at the United Researchers’ Meteorology Facility, looked out at the beauty of Nature, looked out at the sunset and smiled. Tomorrow would be a terrible day - but an excellent one for his career. He had unlocked the secret of weather, and now he was to deliver a speech - a sales presentation, if you will - of his new wonderful discovery. But for tonight, there would be nothing but quiet contemplation.
Contemplation of the value of this device, contemplation of the enormous impact it would have on the world - vacationing would never be the same again…
The conference room was packed. Not a square foot of floor space was wasted. The only place more packed than this that Wright could remember was that football game he’d went to five years ago. He had about a three foot “safe radius” around him which was clear, but after that was a solid wall of humanity, jumping at the chance to question him on his work. His speech was in five minutes, but he was not entirely sure he could last that long.
Finally, his life was saved by an official. “Order! I will have order in this room!” Gradually the collective voice quieted down. “Thank you. Here we have with us today a man who says he can accurately predict the weather anywhere, anytime. Dr. Alexander Wright, everyone.”
“…Thank you, sir, and thank you all for coming.
“What I have here before me is a supercomputer chip - think the CPU on your average home computer, but many times stronger - exponentially stronger, in fact. That is a lot of power.
“My introduction by the kind sir over there would have you believe that I would be able to predict the weather. I say to you now that though using this chip I can predict the weather as a side effect, that is not its primary purpose.
“For you see, I did not ever set out to predict the weather. I set out to control it. And here I am, with the microchip that is going to do that.”
The crowd’s astonishment was palpable, and deservedly so. Surely this was impossible, this man ordering about the clouds with impunity!
“I see by your faces that you do not believe me. Very well then. I have said that I can control the weather, and you have said that I cannot. So I am forced to demonstrate. Note the terrible weather outside. What would you say if I--” connecting the chip to a computer on the wall, Wright punched a few buttons - “brought on the Sun?”
And the clouds that had plagued this day were no more. Gone. Simply gone, replaced by the light of the Sun. He had actually reversed the condensation process.
“Ha-ha, let there be light! Of course you see the commercial applications. Entire vacations will have the weather planned to purpose. Farmers will water their crops, naturally, but with the aid of a microchip! And the entire world will ascend to a greater state of being, of comfort and stability! No more drought or flood, just the light of the Sun shining eternal! With a one hundred percent chance of showers every second Thursday.”
The crowd’s reaction was mixed. One venturing reporter said “But what about the potential misuse of this chip? Someone could do unparalleled evil with this little wonder here, and we would have no hope in Hell of stopping them!”
“I’m aware of that, but we need to cast aside these cruel preconceptions of the human race as a collective of evil if we are to make any progress towards eliminating that evil. Have some faith, young man.” Wright, being himself a mere forty five, really had no right to include the last bit, but semantics were not his primary concern.
“So we are to just trust and hope that no one decides to run rampant with it?”
“No, of course not. The chip has safeguards in it that prevent its usage for the purpose of evil.”
“Good. Thank you for clearing that important point up.”
“All right; no further questions from the collective of media and peanut gallery here? Good. I’ll be leaving now.”
“There you have it folks - Dr. Alexander Wright and the Weather Control Device. Truly a device of unparalleled power and opportunity.”
“You do not know the half of it…” Wright muttered underneath his breath as he left.
Within five years every major city had a weather chip controlling precipitation and air pressure, and so did some of the more successful farms. It was predicted that the Chip (as they called it) would soon cover every human being on the planet. Meteorologists were now relegated to more of an advisory role, providing optimal dates for particular weather patterns, et cetera. Weather control was taming the planet and incidentally saving wildlife in the process. It was a universal boon.
But something happened. The chips stopped working correctly. Schedules were mixed up. The Sahara Desert got three days of torrential snow. Some cities and farming communities saw droughts. In short, everything just went to Hell.
Wright, when questioned, said he had no idea how this foul action could have occurred, and promised to look into it. It became apparent that someone had infected the Chip network with a virus, enabling them to control all networked Chips globally which had become infected.
When he discovered this, he pledged to create an antivirus program which would first eradicate the virus, then reset the security system in a preventative effort. This service was provided free of charge - a sort of warrantee work on his product - and saw immediate, positive results.
But they just kept coming back. It seemed these malevolent programmers would stop at nothing to keep control of the network. This virus was responsible for the deaths of at least two thousand, at latest count.
And the virus’ programmer let out a hearty laugh as he watched the world descend into chaos…
Dr. Alexander Wright, weather researcher and inventor of the miracle Weather Control Device, looked out at the beauty of Nature. Tomorrow would be a beautiful day - worldwide, actually - but a terrible day for mankind. He contemplated his life’s work to date. He had obtained the means by which to assume control of the world - through meteorology. Soon entire nations would be bowing before him, and he would be the supreme ruler of the Earth.
He looked out at the beauty of Nature, looked out at the sunset and smiled.
115 years later - AD 2147
Colonel Ken Baker looked across the desk at his good friend Miran. Miran, the leader of the Krion Embassy on Earth, had been his primary ally when he had been forced to stop Miran’s evil second-in-command, Zlotchniklesladutarn (shortened to Zlotchnik for the ease of humans). “So why did you have me read this?”
“It sets up the next story I’m giving you. You remember what happened, of course.”
“Yes, of course! Arnold Blair led a team of crack shooters to take him down. Blair himself was credited originally with the kill, but some one discovered that it had been another member of his team - I forget whom - who had actually taken the shot.”
“Good. Now, with that in mind, I want you to read this. It’s a full account of the Civil War of 2047, detailed and concise, written by John McCarmack himself.”
“Didn’t he publish something along those lines?”
“Not with anywhere near the detail he put in here. Trust me; this is going to be invaluable reading material. Besides, it’s his 119th birthday today. You may as well read it, even if simply because you owe him to read it.”
“Very well then, give me the damned thing.” Ken grabbed the manuscript from the Krion’s hands and began to read...
One: Nature of the Beast
My name is John McCarmack, and I am writing this mainly to pass the time. God knows I wouldn’t have even attempted it if I expected quality.
This is a story about - well, I don’t actually quite know what it’s about; there seem to be too many separate themes to identify a single one. I suppose I could say this story is about me - my life, my experiences. I suppose I could also tack on the secondary theme about racism and bigotry, but that might be going a little too far. Suffice it to say that it focuses on me.
I suppose I sound rather pretentious at this point, stating so affirmatively my intention to write a story focused entirely on me. Others will say I am an egotist. My response is simple: Whatever. It’s my spare time, my right to do so, and you cannot take that away from me, and I will not let you. Besides, if you do not like the idea, you can stop reading.
So, who am I? I could describe myself here right now, but there would be little or no fun in that. Rather, I leave it up to you to piece a picture of me together from my actions, from my statements, even from the fact that I’m writing about myself when I have not accomplished anything significant in my life. So, you see, the picture of me begins to form even now - I am lazy as hell as a writer.
One other little tidbit - oh, it can wait. We’ll get to that when it comes. But one thing I cannot gloss over - history. I have to place this story in the timeline.
The time of the beginning of this story is 2044 AD - twelve years after the defeat of the Weather Man, Alexander Wright, at the hands of Colonel Arnold Blair. In the years since that climactic event, much progress, civilly, has been made. However, I can sense that humanity is on a definite decline. Soon, all the feuds and warring factions will return, setting the Earth to fiery conflict once more. All it needs, all it wants, is a catalyst. And it is only a matter of time before such a catalyst reveals itself.
I walked down the hallway at school, greeting friends and enemies alike as I proceeded. You may see me as an antagonistic, egotistical freak, but in reality I am far more moderate than that - in most respects. My fight record says otherwise - I have been involved in fifteen fist fights so far, and have yet to lose one of them.
Stopping briefly to chat with my best friend, Sean O’Callum, I proceeded to my next class - History. You can probably guess where this one is going.
“Alright, class. Settle down. I assume all of you have completed your essays on the impact of limb replacements on modern society, so would everyone please hand them in now?” A pause while we complied. “Alright, then. Moving right along to our next topic - the Weather Man incident. Everyone knows this--”
Owen Fitzgerald chimed in from the back of the class: “We did this last year! And the year before!”
“--Thank you, Mr. Fitzgerald, for so kindly pointing that out to me. I was going to say… everyone knows this, due to its extreme proximity to the present. Only seventeen years ago, one Doctor Alexander Wright held a press conference in Vancouver - the Vancouver in Washington, that is - wherein he announced that he had developed a new technology in meteorology - it was listed on the programme as a weather prediction device, though we now know better. He knocked the crowd over with, first, his statement that he could not only predict the weather but could also control it; second, his awe-inspiring demonstration of the technology; and later, third, his attempt to take over the world with the technology he’d purportedly created to benefit humanity.”
“Yes, yes, we know this. Why did you have to repeat it word for word from last year? At least throw some originality into it.”
“My question to you is this: who is to blame for this incident? Him or us?”
“It seems obvious to me that it was his fault. The whole bloody thing was his fault!”
“And, Mr. Fitzgerald, would you happen to have any facts to base that presumption upon?”
“I might,” I said. “Just give me a second to gather my thoughts, here - ah, there we go. I am going to be very bold and guess that your opinion is that we, the people, are at fault.” I received an approving nod. “I understand that there are facts to support that, as well as to support Owen’s theory. I understand that our innate decadence and desire to while away our hours in ignorant bliss was partially responsible for our overlooking the risks inherent in such a device as Wright’s. But also I understand this: he didn’t have to do this. He made a choice, and that choice was an attempt at world domination. We cannot help that, nor, arguably, would we be any better off now had we not accepted his word at face value. All in all, I would have to place the blame for this incident equally between him and us.”
“Excellent answer, and maybe correct as well. Would Owen like to add to this?”
Owen said “Owen would like to sit down and be quiet for a while, if you please.”
Chuckling lightly, the professor continued. “Now - does anyone else have anything to add to the current topic?” Receiving a chorus of head shakes, he said “Good. Let us move on, then. Can anyone - except for you, John! - tell me any of the effects of this?”
Seeing no response, he turned to me and inquired “Fine, then, John, what about you?”
“I can only guess on this one. It has not been long enough to provide a sufficient cause and effect field, as you so lovingly put it,” I said with a light laugh. “However, I believe that that is now-General Girard Devroe right there outside the door. Perhaps he is better qualified to shed light on the situation. His guess is better than mine.”
“Indeed, John, I have arranged for Devroe to appear today as a special guest.”
“Then, by all means, let him enlighten us! I would personally love to know this.”
The professor opened the door and let Devroe in. The general’s lean, fit body, combined with his imposing height, had a tremendous effect on his audience. He was an outwardly intimidating man. But when he spoke, his voice betrayed a great amount of intelligence and gentleness, something you would not expect from a general in the Special Forces.
“Thank you for inviting me here, Tom. Anything for an old friend. Now, I had the opportunity to overhear this man’s theory through the door - you are a very sharp lad! I must give credit where credit is due.” His last sentence was laced with venom which belied something dark in his past. A cover up of some kind in his past, maybe? “You bring up some interesting points, and I think that your theory has several elements of truth to it. Certainly he was faced with a choice, and he picked evil as his choice; but, I tell you, that man was insane.”
“Insane?” I arched an eyebrow. Evil, yes, but an insane genius? How could it happen?
“Yes, insane. You didn’t see his lair. He had it stocked to the brim with obscenities of all kinds - ranging from a mere perversity to the point of actual evil - which he stroked fondly as he showed us about. If we’d had our guns then, I would have put the bastard out of his misery right then and there. But as it happened, we’d been taken prisoner, and one thing led to another…”
“…And that thing led to another, which is what I called you in here for,” said the professor. “We’re looking for the ‘effect’ side of the Weather Man equation here.”
“Whoah! You’re piling on tough ones for tenth-grade students, Tom! Even I can’t be sure of anything yet! We have our top analysts working around the clock on that question.”
“I think I can guess an effect,” I said suddenly. Everyone looked at me. The professor beckoned me to continue, but I paused a while longer, gathering my words. “…There is going to be a severe resentment towards the next person who come to the public with an idea that is even going to toy with the laws of Nature, let alone defy them.”
Everyone was silent for a second. The stares at me deepened, now seemingly about to engulf me. I was saved by Devroe. “Brilliant! You are simply a brilliant young man!”
“What? Why? It seemed to me to be the logical result of tampering with weather.”
“Yes, and the point was brought up before, but did you know it took our greatest thinkers and theoreticians a week to come to that conclusion?! You are brilliant!”
“I thank you for your effusive, hyperbolic praise of my deductive abilities, but to be fair I’ve been bouncing that idea around in my head for a couple of days now.”
“Oh? What is it that might have sparked such a train of thought?”
“It is predicted that within six months, body-replacement operations will be affordable to the average middle-class citizen. It seems to me an awfully similar scenario.”
“Yes! Yes, indeed! Soon we will be bringing back the dead through biocybermechanics! Though there are some people better off dead, such as Wright.”
“It seems to me that there’s a bit of Wright in all of us - any random urges to lash out at someone.”
“Then you’d better act quickly and kill that part off before it alters the synapses of your brain and stages an insurrection. Anyways, I’ve got to go now; thanks, Tom.”
“Any time, Girard,” he said, closing the door behind Devroe. “Now, back to the matter at hand - anything else possibly caused by the Weather Man?”
Owen had a contribution this time. “Federal encryptions and censorship on all computer chips since 2032.”
“Yes, you’re absolutely right for once in your life, Mr. Fitzgerald.” The professor smiled.
Now, don’t get me wrong here. Owen was a personal friend of mine, and actually very intelligent beneath his disguise of ignorance, but he had a tendency to think himself ‘above’ school and therefore paid little or no attention to his teachers. I occasionally felt the same way, but I never took action on it, instead taking it out on pages similar to these. Once again, I strove not for quality (something which is, sadly, unattainable for me) but for escape, and in doing so I penned in an entire history of beings called the ‘Immortals’ and the world they inhabited. It was a place to turn to when nothing else seemed to occupy my mind sufficiently to stave off boredom. It was a place where literally everything was possible, and if it didn’t exist I could make it up on the spot.
But I digress. Owen was very intelligent, and he found meaning in my statement about biocybermechanics from History class that even I hadn’t found.
“Do you realize what will happen if you’re right, John?” he said as we went to our next class. “We’re going to have a repeat of the 20th century. These new, cybernetically recreated human beings - let’s call them ‘cybers’ for short - are going to be to this century what blacks and Jews were to the last century. Racism will be rampant. We are going to see world-class bigotry here, John!”
“I don’t want to think about it. Please don’t give me such a thought stimulating explanation.”
“It seems obvious to me! At the heart of the problem is human nature - humans doing somewhat badly for themselves will always look somewhere else to lay the blame. The easiest scapegoat is usually the smallest minority group. John, when this technology kicks off, cybers are going to be a very small minority. I’m afraid.”
“You’re reading into it too much. If the time comes, I will take a stand for those people. If it doesn’t, that’s great. Either way, we can’t do a God damned thing right now.”
“True, true. Still, the very possibility of it strikes fear into my heart.”
“You need not worry. There will be no war of bigotry here.”
“Of course not - we’re such a unilateral community that everyone already thinks the same.”
“Everyone except for you, Owen. You and me and maybe the history professor.”
“Indeed, indeed. Ah, here we are - the fabled Mathematics 10 room.”
“Only reason it is fabled to you is you can’t bother yourself to actually come.”
“What is fabled to me is fabled to me, regardless of cause or effect.”
“Nothing is regardless of cause and effect - not even the discussion of cause and effect!”
“Alright, then, shall we enter these hallowed lands together?”
“After you, haughty asshole.” He led the way in, exploring a new land.
After thoroughly trouncing me in that class (I have the untold arrogance to state that I am above average in all categories and respects, but Owen is a veritable genius!) Owen argued with me some more about where to place the blame for the Weather Man incident (though I partially agreed with him!): “How could it possibly be the people’s fault at all?”
“If you ignore the outright decadence of the time, it couldn’t…”
“I’m going to be selectively ignorant here. Disregarding the decadent public, the actions of Wright were all aimed at world conquest. Therefore, though the public let it happen, they did nothing to instigate it. That lies entirely on the shoulders of Wright. Now we must determine why.”
“You don’t see a lot of renegades like that - and for a reason. They always lose. Revolutions can succeed, but random warlords just can’t. They are doomed to failure.”
“Therefore we must assume some sort of insanity on his part.”
“I would check up on that, but the subject is locked out by the Fed chips.”
“More than that, any information and its holder regarding that subject would be quickly and quietly eliminated by Federal agents. Unfortunately, that is the type of world that we live in - a world of secrets and prohibitions.”
“Because we are still on the recovery track from that incident. I think the world is an old man, Owen. Society takes longer to heal every time.”
“And we could see a downswing again. Damn this world and its inhabitants!”
“Alright, I’m getting hungry. Let’s stop talking war and start talking food.”
I found myself wondering about Devroe; what he did, what he had done, where he had met our history professor, et cetera. Besides the obvious fact that Devroe had been a part of Arnold Blair’s elite team, however, I found it very difficult to obtain any information about him. All I could really get about him was a physical description - six foot seven, 235 pounds, broad shoulders, and an overall fit man. About his career I found very little, and his current occupation was completely shrouded in the mists of the Net. And, likely, by the US government. Their government had a very secretive way about it, even more so than ours. But they hadn’t installed censorship chips.
Weeks passed and I was unable still to find anything pertaining to Devroe or his current occupation. I eventually simply gave up and returned to the daily business of life.
But, of course, Nature is an evil bitch, and she ensured that there would be nothing normal in my life for the remainder of eternity. First of all, I found myself going deeper and deeper into my analysis of the Weather Man situation, though I knew there was simply no point. Second of all, as I’d predicted, as I’d been told, the cybernetic resurrection of humans became affordable - not abruptly, but the decrease in price was an overall swift thing. Third, as I’d predicted and feared, the general populace came down rather hard on these people, employing the very abbreviation the two of us had coined - “cyber” became a household word - as a deadly insult.
Cybers found on school premises all over North America were chased off the grounds, and if they were students at the school their grades suffered - except if they were in Mr. Harris’ History class, in which everyone was equal - and their condition was made fun of by everyone around them. They had narrowly escaped death, only to face a fate far worse - the bigoted populace of North America.
As yet our school had no resurrected students - and you wouldn’t expect any, in a small retirement home type town like Qualicum Beach - but I could clearly tell that if a cyber were to appear at our school, they would likely leave the grounds dead.
I sighed and returned to work. God forbid there would ever be a cyber student in this school, for if there were, a widespread civil war would kick off right here in the school. And I knew which side I would choose.
Quite nothing happened for at least a month - people die slowly in Qualicum Beach, did I tell you that? - and then our town became a statistic. In June 2044, Kwalikum Secondary School saw its first ever dead but alive student. You’ll note I’m dancing around putting the word “cyber” in front of the word “student” to avoid any possible mistaking of the two meanings of “cyber” in our modern society by the reader. Anyway, predictably, the response to this new addition was as cold as polar ice.
Complicating this issue was the fact that she - yes, she - was a good friend of mine from years past, and a stunning sight, to boot, Jennifer Melbourne (known by all as simply “Jenny” - everyone knows her. Everyone!) I was going to have to face a choice of either her skin or mine. My life was probably forfeit if I stood up for her on any major issues, and minor issues would likely become fist fights and brawls. I was trying to keep the fight count down this year - it never looks good on a university application to have ten fights a year - but I knew that compared with a human life, my education was negligible.
Especially with Jenny. You have to see her, be around her, to believe it. She is the “complete package”: stunningly beautiful, but brilliantly intelligent and with a personality that simply can’t be beat. With all due awareness of hyperbole, she was the image of perfection. Ah, what a girl!
I was content to merely dream of her, however, and so far the reception was merely cold, not hostile. Things proceeded at their own pace, I suppose.
Apart from that, the first visible sign of bigotry came at our year-end assembly. Owen and Sean and I were chatting amongst ourselves in our customary position in the far corner of the gym. Imagine our surprise when a disconcerted Jenny joined us in this corner. “What in God’s name are you doing here” I asked.
“I was ‘directed’ here. I would not ask about it if I were you.” Her look reinforced that.
However, Sean jumped at the opportunity. “What reason did they give?”
“And Sean goes ahead and asks anyway. They haven’t given an official ‘reason’ yet.”
“Then that would be the vice principal headed our way, probably to offer some sort of bullshit story loaded with obscure technobabble. I’ll try not to listen,” said I.
“You’re being awfully specific about that. Pray tell why?” she asked.
I grinned sheepishly. “I brought it up as a facetious suggestion - in literally those words, ‘some sort of bullshit story loaded with obscure technobabble’ - and they had the gall to take me seriously. Some people have no ear for the nuances of Socratic irony!”
“Alright, you know what? You’re fired. Great going there.” She laughed - her laugh is a simply angelic sound. Whoops, caught myself again. “You’ve just subjected me to about ten minutes of astronomical BQ.”
“Where BQ, I would assume, is ‘bullshit quotient’, and not some sort of wicked merger between Burger King and Dairy Queen.”
“Of course! Oh, here he comes. Show time.” And she plunged into ‘ignore’ mode.
I tried my hardest not to listen, and succeeded brilliantly for awhile, missing most of the main façade of his speech, which was essentially a ten minute long string of pure bull patties laced with words I’m not sure the man even understood, but of course my ear for fiction got the better of me and I found myself listening with rapt attention as he finished spinning his tale of biocybermechanics thinly around the core issue of bigotry. He was a skilled liar - I’d imagine he’d have been an excellent politician - but he could still not quite disguise the blatant truth.
The truth, pure and simple, was that humanity as a whole was not positively disposed toward cybers. Every action they took was simply dripping with loathing - well, not so much loathing as an air of supreme superiority - towards the very essence of cyberdom.
To this day, I’m still not entirely sure how our abbreviation got circulated so swiftly - perhaps others came across the term independently. “Cyber” just has a nice ring to it or something, I suppose. Oh well. We’re credited with the term’s invention in the dictionary.
When the bullcrap session was through, I inquired as to the general gist of their story. Her reply was “What, and spoil the anticipation?”
“You’re holding out on me purely for the purposes of suspense?”
“Yes - I see no problem in that. For God’s sake, John, it’s just a cover up.”
“But why in God’s name would you be trying to keep me in suspense?”
“Because you could just have listened in the first place! I’m not about to repeat the entire damned story or even condescend to summarize it for you!”
“You want a confession? Alright - I’m a lazyass. And I want the story.”
“You’re a lazy asshole, John, and we both know it.” She went silent. Did I mention that, as well as being brilliant, she had the capacity for pure evil? My God, she was nearly perfect! It was an honour to know such a person.
“Indeed, indeed. Hey look, Sean got the outstanding athlete award.”
Startled, Sean rose - he’d been extremely active this year, but considered himself more the intellectual type, like myself or Owen, and while not quite on the level that I would consider Owen to be at, or even myself, he was certainly considerably more intelligent than the majority of the clods that infest this wretched hive of scum and villainy, and possibly almost at Jenny’s level. There is no real huge significant difference between the four of us, though I consider Owen to be the most gifted of us. You can tell by now that I prefer to associate myself with the more gifted (intellectually) people than other, more proliferate types, though I would consider most of us to be well rounded. Owen perhaps focuses a little too much on matters of intelligence for his own good.
That being said, I have an excellent little group of friends going that I would not trade for the world. And seeing one of this group be awarded a high honour from our school - for athletics, no less! - was wonderful.
The ceremony continued remorselessly on, as people received awards for accomplishments such as a 99 in Physics (Owen, actually! He likes that course), or Most Outstanding Athletic Feat (Jeremy Mitchell won it for a backhander off two posts and in for our hockey team), or even Most Accurate Prediction.
I found myself called up to the stand for this one, no doubt for my prediction in History class when Devroe was here. Taking the mic, I said “Uh… well… this really doesn’t merit a speech. Tell me, please, who nominated me for this award?” I assumed Owen was in on it somehow.
“Nominated by a Mr. Owen Fitzgerald and by Tom Harris. With special endorsement from a United States general, for some reason.”
“Alright, excellent. Now that I’ve deduced exactly what it is I am supposed to have predicted…” I got a chuckle or two for that “…I’d like to explain it to you.
“Everyone who took History with me knows this already, but that’s a definite minority. Much like the minority I anticipated would be severely resented by the public. I speak, of course, of cybers.”
A chorus of nods of understanding spread across the crow. “I see you all nod, nodding your understanding of this. You understand it because you perpetrated it.
“This was no prophecy, it was a certainty! I knew it would happen because I understand Nature. I understand human nature. And I know you had the help of Dr. Alexander Wright in reaching this conclusion.
“So I’d like to thank you all for making my prediction come true. I couldn’t have done it without all you bigots. Thank you and good night.”
There. I’d done it. I’d made my first definite stand against discrimination. My life or my livelihood was now forfeit thanks to this, but I didn’t mind. The rush that comes upon you when doing the right thing is intoxicating. I could get drunk on speaking out against racism. Good should be a controlled substance.
I received a cheer from Owen, Sean and Jenny as I sat back down at what would forever after be known as the Quarantine Bench. For once someone had actually taken a definite stand, a stand for fairness, for good.
“Great job! Just tore them up out there. How are you feeling?”
“Like every hour I live after this will be gravy. My life is forfeit.”
“I doubt it, with your track record on the battlefield. Unstoppable!”
“It seems that way. But why do I have to fight? Why can we not resolve our difference through diplomacy and double talk instead? How long do I have to keep fighting? How long will this interminable cycle go?”
“Maybe only the X-Buster on your hand knows for sure,” Owen said, mocking me.
“Oh, phht. Just because I show an appreciation for the entertainment of the past doesn’t mean you suddenly need to make fun of me for it.”
“But now it’s alternate historical fiction! There is no prospect for it, ever! We will have warp drive before we have plasma-gun-toting robots of mass destruction!”
“Instead we’ll have plasma-gun-toting humans of mass destruction. Yeah, I know. But what am I to do? I have to fight. I don’t want to, as God knows it’s a black mark on my school record. But I have to. I just do.”
“Just take them as they come - and turn them into rag dolls, of course.”
“Of course. A fight once every while, for sport, can be refreshing. But I’m liable to have to knock someone out cold at least once a week.”
“Oh, woe is you, the fighting champ forced to boost his statistics.”
“Your winning attitude is what makes you such an asshole, Owen,” I said, laughing.
“I could say the very same thing, and probably with more colour in my language, of you, John.”
“Whatever. Odds are I’ll die eventually in one of these fights. Will you be happy then, Owen?” I said with a decisive edge in my voice.
“No, I won’t, because as a cyber you’ll be fighting even more.”
“Wait, a second, here. First you’re egging me on, then it’s unfortunate to you if I’m forced to fight even more as a cyber! Make up your God damned mind!”
“I’d rather be indecisive and needy like those fine folks over there” he said, pointing at the athletics department “than snobby like us.”
“You admit yourself to be one of us, yet you yearn to be one of them?”
“No, actually. I wouldn’t trade my brain for the world. I’m just practicing my bullshit for later on when I become a politician. You’re welcome to join in at any time.”
“Thank God! You had me going there - a life in politics would suit you!”
“I would be too good of a politician. I’d never make it that far.”
“Right - all the other politicians would eject you for fear of your superiority.”
“My overbearing superiority, if you will. But still, you see the point.”
Sean broke in. “I see that we’re about to wrap up, so you should too.”
“You always ruin our very best conversations by interrupting like that, Sean! Your unique talent isn’t athletics, it’s wanton disruption!”
“And damned proud of it, if I may say so!” We all had a laugh as we left.
I made it not twenty feet from the door before being accosted by a big, burly man, probably about two inches taller than me - that’s put him at around six foot three - and with easily double my muscle mass.
“I hereby formally take offence at your speech,” he said, grinding his fists.
“Well, if you have complaints, the proper way to file them is in the office. I’m sorry, but I simply lack the administrative clout to fulfill your request.”
“Oh, you think you can talk smart? Less likely once I’m finished turning your brains into a puddle.”
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