... You think prison is comfortable?

How old are you?

And in response.
You're trying to kill someone and are looking for feedback reasons.
Do as you would do on to yourself.
Kill someone and kill yourself.
Murder Suicide?

I don't think anyone mentioned the Social Contract theory so far? If you did, sorry.

One thing to ask yourself: How much do you enjoy the fruits of our society? Television, paved roads, grocery stores, buttered toast, staredit.net, toilet paper, contact lenses, showers, chairs, clothing, ect.

Imagine there are two people on earth, and you are one of them. You and Bob, let's say. You have a house, and Bob has a house. There are no rules, rights or wrongs, and no one to hold you accountable. So you have a couple options. You can slave away by yourself all day, work and chop wood for your fire and hunt and skin your kill and eat then sleep to do it all over again the next day. So you see Bob one day in the woods, and both of you are pretty tired of it. You're both lonely, tired, bored, and beat up from all the work you've been doing. So you agree to work together. Bob goes out hunting and you chop firewood. You skin the meal and cook it while bob drags the logs inside. Between the two of you, you have an extra house, plenty of food and warmth, and not to mention some company. I think you can see where this is going.

Now, I think a lot of people might say this doesn't apply to modern day society. There are 6 billion people in the world, and it won't make a difference if I kill the bum down the street. Well, that's true. But that would make you an exception to the no murder rule, and everyone else who isn't murdering is following the rule. But look what would happen if no one followed the no murder rule. If everyone killed who they pleased, well that's worse than war. At least in war you don't kill your comrades.

Hopefully this wasn't just a reiteration of what someone else said, and helped you.


Edit:

At work you make money. At work you leave at 5pm to go home and do whatever you like. At work you don't get raped by a large bald man named Frank who has a fetish for men with makeup on. At work you can decide to quit. At work you have free will. At work you can storm out if you get pissed at people. Et cetera.

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Because murder causes anarchy and a society cannot function properly with it.

10 commandments say not to.

there's one reason.

Reasons to kill:

It is perhaps the most efficient way to win a quarrel. (Even better than logically beating them.)

You can look like a badass or superhero. (Both of which have been known to kill for rather random reasons.)

Decrease human population, yet leave money supply unchanged. (The population therefore becomes more wealthy.)

Being closest to the deceased at time of death, you will have access to some of said supply. (You may become wealthy.)

The deceased will no longer spew out crap. (Figuratively, literally they will become the crap of many small organisms.)

It prevents them from killing you. (A preemptive strike as such.)

It builds character.

We kill animals, humans are animals. (I really hope you get the logic here.)

It's more humane than a lot of things we do to people. (Torture, ect.)

Saying never and always, never work. (There's bound to be at least one reason that would be reasonable to kill someone.)

We actively kill people in other countries, why not our own? (Or are those people not people?)

Prison fucking sucks, my brother was there for two years and it sucks there. Whoever thinks prison is better than real life, has a fucking problem.

PWNT.

The answer to the original question: The forces of good in you might get quite pissed.

Actually only one of them does.

you know what i mean.

ToA, what do you mean? I don't get it? !

Those things you said about prison vs work... work actually sounded better... And that's hard considering you obviously tried to make work sound THAT BAD... By the way... not everyone works in a cubicle... and by the way... not everyone doesn't get to watch T.V, not everyone cannot talk to family friends, not everyone has to fit into all those things you listed... so really, it was bullshit. I personally think i'm happy with those who deserve to be in jail getting my taxpayers. Because it means I don't have to deal with them out here in the city, again...

That seemed overly specific and from my point of view oddly personal. An alternate humorous response to this line is 'What kind of offices have you been to lately?'. Pick your favorite .

There's basically one reason: To prevent retribution. Whether it be retribution from god, from the law, from relatives of the victim or even from your conscience.

If you (and everyone else) starts murdering, there's no one to fuck. Fucking is the most primal instinct. Kill < Fuck

Killing other men = more female:male ratio. Kill = Higher chance of 'fuck'.

Not if you're some nerd who thinks he's the most awesome person in the world cause he can make something of himself on an internet forum.. Girls don't dig that shit.


Fuckin' Nerds. Lol. Gotta love the self-shit-talking

Hah, and you say this on starcraft map-making forum?

Anyways, good point. Assuming you kill equal amounts of females and males, then.

After killing all the men, even if you were the last man alive on Earth with a bunch of women, all the women would rather go lesbian than to get penetrated by you people's pieces of shame (yea that's right you heard me killer kow)

Yeah, i'm poking fun at all the nerds on here who think they're bad-ass. I'm also poking fun at myself

Then Anonymous's logic fails from square one, meaning my argument isn't even necessary