I laughed my ass off at this. If they want people to stop eating fish make it an endangered animal and arrest people for selling it.

PETA is a joke and possibly the most masterful troll ever known to man.

Shit sticks, lol.

Haha!

I don't even like fish sticks and this makes me want to eat them.

All of those.

Here's an idea: Get money to change policies in the US and elsewhere, like other, SANE organizations are doing, in order to promote responsible fishing: It'll help the entire industry in the long term, and they really can do it, just no one is forcing them to.

This is just like Patton Oswalt's routine on why he hates hippies, I.E., instead of actually going and doing something about a war, they stage some kind of metaphysical protest by creating the world's largest fingerpainting or put a mouse in a tiny sweater and hiding him inside a giant dresser with so many drawers, so that they are too busy figuring out where the little mouse is, and don't go to war. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

I'm going to do the mouse-drawer thing and then rape them while they are busy looking for the mouse. Then I'll be like "lolpwned"