Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V, and I just got positive minerals.
I have worked long and hard for this.

tl;dr i got 1 mineral

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This thread already has the makings of epic.

V for vendetta much?

Worst. Thread. Ever.

no u

Very vile vendetta vows vale vigilant vapid vermin's vedette. Vernal versant vital vevule venous vernacular verbile veracious votive Valhalla victory. Vengeance vows velocity vendue vendible, very verst vivarium van vulgarian's vulgarism. Valuable vagina.