Cry deeply. Eat a bagel.

There are no bagels.

Find some aspirin. Take some aspirin.

You cannot find aspirin in time, and so you pass out.

When you wake up you are still at the feet of the stranger. But since you're a moron, you have no idea what he has to do with your destiny.

Be satisfied with being a moron forever.

Forget it. Just lock this.

I don't mind having 'fun' or being silly, but you guys have taken a joke, beaten it to death, resurrected it and then killed it again.

We get it. It's really funny to be a moron.

I'm done.